milk penis

milk penis; a penis that you lose during the early stages of puberty in all normal male humans.

'my milk penis fell off yesterday! i'll have a new one in a few weeks'

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pidgeon milk

Something that doesn't exist. A lie. A Falsehood told by a braggart. Fabrication of the truth.

Mr. Bizarro said he could fly but you know that's total pidgeon milk.

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tushee milk

When a person farts out of there butt and a light colored hershey squirt pours out of their asshole.

"John farted and got tushee milk all over my face"

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Milk the Cow

Milk the Cow. It can be used in any situation!

Gosh Claudia! Milk the Cow and get to work! You know you have a math exam tomorrow!

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milk bagging

The act of slipping the condom off and tying it in a knot. Then adding it to your collection of used condoms.

I was making the rounds last night to all my sugar daddys and milk bagging everyone of them. Some day these treasures will be worth something.

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Milk of Fagnesia

A vulgar slang term for fresh semen.

I sucked him off, then took his load of Milk of Fagnesia down my throat.

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straight milk

Adjective: Describes an object that is sweet and/or dope.

Andy: "yo did you check out that new song?"
Grady: "Nah man not yet."
Andy: "yooooooo bro check it out it's straight milk though."

Girl: "What did you think of the movie?"
Guy: "It was straight milk compared to the movie I saw last night."

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