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A newly defined word via the Clerks sequel: A person who sits idly by watching the world pass them. A bum. A worthless loser.
Randal Graves: My grandmother used to call me a porch monkey 'cause I'd sit on the porch all day starin' at people. It's not a racial slur!
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A toy monkey made of used socks and buttons and scattle
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One who is as short as they are wide, also makes rude comments about others to hide the fact that no one likes them and is a social outcast to everyone besides one special neighbor.
Maggie Fransisco is a chode monkey
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noun, an affectionate name for a loved one
synonyms: baby,sweetie, boo, ruca
I spent the night watching a movie and cuddling with Arun, my monkey moo.
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A paragon of bureaucratic behavior with narcissistic tendencies.
My boss is nothing but a dirty chisel monkey
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a sports sock that is placed over the males erect phalice so not to spray his body with sticky white love piss and cut down on cleaning time. It helps as an extra time saver when having a danger wank!
mum: why is this sock so stiff billy!
billy: (embarrased) it's my monkey sock!
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A derogatory term for a black guy.
"Hey, look at those damn poorch monkeys dealing dope"
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