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The U.S state with one family tree line
Anthems: Sweet Home Alabama / Free Bird by Lynyrd Skynyrd
Capital: Montgomery
Largest Metro Area: Birmingham
Demographics -----------
75% Redneck
25% Black
Person 1: "I'm about to marry my cousin!"
Person 2: "Isn't that illegal and unethical?"
Persom 1: "I live in Alabama"
The U.S state with one family tree
Alabama National Anthem: Freebird or Sweet Home Alabama
Demographics:
75% Rednecks
25% Black
The U.S State with one family tree line
Anthems: Free Bird/Sweet Home Alabama
Demographics ------
75% Redneck
25% Black
Capital City: Montgomery
Largest City metro area: Birmingham
Politics: Extremely Republican
Alabama sux
The U.S State with one family tree line
The home of Incest & Rednecks
Anthems & Patriotic songs: Sweet Home Alabama/Free Bird
Capital: Montgomery
Largest City: Birmingham (Though Huntsville is technically the largest by land owned)
Demographics:
70% Redneck
30% Black
Politics: Really Conservative
Alabama Sucks
A state in the southern portion of the USA. It remains as a hidden beauty of natural green and lush land marred by the ugly native populace. The general misconception of Alabama as being completely void of intelligence is not without reason. It did have a degree of intellectual development back during the space race creating small hubs of intelligent people. You will on very rare occasions meet 1 Alabamian who will be happy to talk about culture or the holographic memory theory and how it relates to fluctlights in the brain. But those few will be like an island among the great sea of stupidity around. Most of the populace you will find have IQ so low you have to dig under the floor boards to see them.
It is often equated in dictionaries that most Alabamians have the intelligence of a dog but that has been rescinded as insulting to dogs and surmounts to animal abuse. But the fact remains that since most Alabamians can't even equate their base line cognitive functions to animals that many must be given a test in order to marry outside of their state line otherwise consummation would legally be equivalent to beastiality. This is yet another reason why most senators from the south think rape and incest shouldn't be outlawed or stand as grounds for abortion since they consider it the primary form of reproduction (ex Steven King republican politician )
Hillbillies all come from alabama
The State Where You Can Date Your Couson And Not Get Arrested
people in alabama date their sisters
A place where black people come from and a place where people fuck there cousin or sister
Hay let's go to Alabama no I don't want to be forced to fuck my black cousin.