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California Bull Ride

A sexual act where the male, while having anal sex on top of the girl, informs the girl that he has AIDS, and then sees how long he can stay inside of her without being bucked off.

Mark was giving it to Margret and decided to pull a California Bull ride. He broke his previous record, lasting a full 9 seconds.

by Mizzle Mizzle June 29, 2011

12๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


ride or die girl

A girl that is your ride or die. Yall may not be in a relationship but yall are really close to where you choose her over all girls

She's my ride or die girl. We may not be together but she my girl.

by Therealhulk01 April 16, 2015

25๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Baltimore sleigh ride

A police tactic for meting out street justice to uncooperative suspects whereby the subject is shackled, but not seat belted, in a paddy wagon. The van is then driven wildly to throw the subject violently against the walls of the van.

The guy was mouthing off to me. I had to give him a Baltimore sleigh ride.

by Ted Bellicose May 1, 2015

16๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


chimp my ride

The addition of Ape's to a vehicle, in effect a method of 'blining' up your 'wheels'. 'homey'.

Oh, man You gonna chimp my ride? sweet!

by XXImpzorzzxx August 3, 2006

37๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


ride dirty

Literally means to ride with two or more passengers undrer the influence of illegal substances while driving the legal speed limit with your lights turned off after 8:00 p.m.

Jim: We ride dirty everynight broseph, it was intense to the max!
Herbert of Guatalope: Yeah, but it was better than tossing that bitches salad for 5 hours last night.

by Marinesnipa October 4, 2006

8๐Ÿ‘ 67๐Ÿ‘Ž


war-hell ride

A bad experience; a chain of negative events. (Coined by the late singer Wesley Willis.)

Nothing went right in the office today. The day was one big war-hell ride.

by Todd W. Zimmerman May 19, 2007

27๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Riding The Mud Saddle

When explosive diarrhea hits without warning and at the most inopportune time and causes an individual to shit their pants (one must be wearing pants). The Mud Saddle is created when the loose stool flows from the anus and runs down the inside of each pant leg to approximately the knee or slightly above the knee level. The wet shit soaks through the pants 1/4 to 1/2 of the way around the front and back of each pant leg as well. This wet, brown mess is visible from the front and from the back and gives the appearance of a brown riding saddle. One is considered to be Riding the Mud Saddle until such time that they are able to reach a place of privacy to remove their pants, clean up and put on new apparel. Generally, pants that have had a Mud Saddle created on them are disposed of and are not reused.

Harvey left for his lunch hour and decided that some extra hot and spicy Thai food would be a good choice for lunch that day. While the food was great, it did not mix with Harvey and while walking back to the office, he suffered a biblical perportioned assplosion and ended up Riding The Mud Saddle all the way back to his desk to get his keys and back out of the office to get to his car. The Mud Saddle ride in teh car was a wet one all the way home. Harvey was the talk of the office for days.

by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2014

31๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž