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jack my swag

in simplest form: "copy my style"

most popular in the song "My Jeans" by Jenna Rose

ABC, 123, that girl wore her jeans like me. I bet she’s mad cause I look fab Hahahaha, jack my swag. Sticks and stones may break my bones but mine (jeans) look new and hers just look so old.

by Cheesy Wonton April 30, 2011

89πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


What kind of swag?

This phrase is to ask what sort of clothing should be worn to a social event. e.g. formal, casual

"Hey let's go party tonight"

"Sure. What kind of swag?"

"Look hot. We're taking someone home tonight."

by crustychris August 31, 2011

16πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Swag Out The Ass

Noun: The combination of the attitude of a winner, the clothes of a stunta, and the personality of an Usher background dancer.

Abbreviation: SOTA

Antonym: Dusty Swag

"That kid is so hard and got a drop that would make Diddy jealous. He's got Swag out the ass!"

by J-Trizzle-With-A-P-InTheMiddle September 9, 2011

11πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Lax Bro Swag

The swag, or amount of swag each Lacrosse player possesses, The Lax Bro has the ability to get almost any girl he wants, including Laxtitute's, you need to have played the Sport for over one year to earn your Lax Bro Swag, and you cant suck at the sport

person one: He has so much Lax Bro Swag
person two: he should he has been playing for over five years, he has the most Lax Bro Swag out of all of us

by LAX BRO KING January 26, 2012

16πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Cruise Control Swag

When a person has so much swagger that they are even able to control the amount they exert to a needle point. If you poses cruise control swag you can put out just enough swag to:

1) make bitches want you
2) make bitches fight over you
3) pull bitches off of other dudes
4) make bitches do things for you without any of the extra fluff needed

People with cruise control swagger have hit such a high level of "pimping" that they no longer even put a thought into what they are doing, it just comes natural.

A person with cruise control swag would also be known as a swag surfer

Pekelo went to a party after three days of not sleeping, rolling, and in a bad mood, he still pulled three numbers due to his cruise control swag.

Joey - "Lets get some bitches mayne"
Pekelo - "What u grinnin bout dawg"
Joey - "We gonna pull out that cruise control swag nigga, these bitches ain't even gonna see the shit comin"
Pekelo - "pimp out loud my nigga"

by Cushuito January 22, 2010

22πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Fort Bragg Swag

The attitude, lifestyle, dress, and general demeanor of an 82nd Airborne DIV Paratrooper, predominantly seen around Ft. Bragg NC, and characterized by a ferocious 'don't give a fuck' attitude. (See also: badass)

One who exibits Fort Bragg Swag typically comes equipped with mild PTSD and a significant amount of disposable income from combat deployments. He has a chip on his shoulder, a severe thirst for debauchery, and a firm reputation to uphold.

He can usually be found:
A). Driving wrecklessly (sometimes intoxicated) at odd hours of the day.
B). Carrying on obnoxiously loud / vulgar conversations with at least 4 other friends in family restaurants
C). Kicking ass and/or taking names in and around Fayetteville, NC bars
D). Trying to stick his dick in anything that moves. The recreational pursuit of obese women for sport / bragging rights, (See also: Hogging) is a particularly favorite past time.

He treats the world as his blow up doll. Pre-games more than most people drink all night, and generally lives too intensely for any piece of equipment in his life to hold up. .

Fort Bragg Swag means he usually leaves a distinct, contiguous pattern of scarring across the things he touches in all aspects of his endeavor. The scars on his face match the scuffs on his desert boots, the blood on his gloves, the notches on his bed post, the gashes in the wood of his favorite guitar and so forth.

<Army chick> My boyfriend is such a fuckin' asshole, I had to pick him up this morning, the Cops found him passed out with two chicks in the water of a water hazard on a golf course.

<College chick> "What a fucking dick!!"

<Army chick> "Yeah but girrrrll tonight he popped a couple of study buddies and violated me in ways most men only dream about."

<College chick> "Daaaamn, can you hook me up w/ some of his friends, girrrll?? I need that kinda Fort Bragg Swag in my life."

<82nd dude #1> "Bro, this weekend was fuckin' balls out insane. We got shit tanked at Chilis, I laid 3 chicks, we got in a fuckin fight in the strip club parking lot, I pissed on a homeless dude, busted off a full magazine at that big ass water tower off All American FWY, I got kicked out of 3 different bars and we got the cops called on us for riding our 4 wheeler through a residential neighborhood at 5am."

<82nd dude #2> "Jesus f'n Christ, That's fuckin' badass! How are you still alive?"

<82nd dude #1> "Don't judge me, dog, it's that Fort Bragg Swag. You've seen me in the shower, you know how good my cock looks in my 82nd Airborne Reenlistment shorts.....So you ready for this run??"

by ABN_PMPN505 July 27, 2011

316πŸ‘ 106πŸ‘Ž


Bite My Swag

Urban slang for "copy my style" - along the same vein of "bite my shit". Used in a disrespectful manner.

Lady 1: "Yo, did you see girl's outfit yesterday? That was some dope shit!"
Lady 2: "That bitch is a faker! She just wants to bite my swag, I had the same shit on last week!"
Lady 1: "Damn, what a ho!"

by Omniscientist November 28, 2009

10πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž