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stirring the egg drop soup

Female masturbation. Named for how the secretions look

A-Where's Lisa? She's been in the bathroom for about 40 minutes now. Is she constipated or something?
B-Oh, she's stirring her egg drop soup. Her BF Allen left for Spain Friday, and she just felt like...
A- Eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww!

by RatchetBoo May 22, 2003

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Chunky Chicken Noodle Soup

After two men take shits without wiping, they stand back to back while naked. A third person lays underneath them with his mouth underneath their butts. Someone poors hot chunky chicken noodle soup down the two mens backs. After the soup flows through their backs and between their dirty gooches, the man underneath will drink/eat the chicken noodle soup.

I was really hungry so me and my friends had some Chunky Chicken Noodle Soup

by Michael Veerman June 6, 2011

2πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


brew your own vegetable soup

an informal nicer phrase for telling people to learn to do something on their own, rather than wait for someone to do it for them their entire lives.

(after father stops speaking on the phone)

son: Dad, please tie my shoe-laces for me?

father: well, if you haven't learnt en temps et lieux utiles how to tie your shoe-laces, now would be a good enough time for you to learn. Right now, just shove off, and brew your own vegetable soup. I refuse to tie your shoes for you for the rest of your life.

son (shrugging): oh well, At least, i have manners,I dind't lol interrupt my dad while he was on the phone. And I said 'please'

by Sexydimma October 16, 2012

15πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


y u makin soup

The term used to when you make soup and someone comes and ask the fuck why you are making soup at 12:00 midnight.

It’s 12:00 at night. y u makin soup?

by OOG THE CAVE MAN February 10, 2019

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


more soup than solid

diarrhea, the hershey squirts, mudbutt, the shit's, loose stool, liquid shit, gurgler,

Gee Bob I heard you in the toilet just now, sounded like a real gurgler. You know it Stan that was more soup than solid

by the freinds of propecia July 11, 2008

3πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Sup Sup Suppity soup sop!

Congrats your greeting is now a food.

Sup Sup Suppity soup sop!

by Jake Josh November 2, 2020


Life is soup, I am fork

The correct way tp say your life is shit.

Life is soup, I am fork....

by 69420isnicenamelol November 16, 2020

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