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Female masturbation. Named for how the secretions look
A-Where's Lisa? She's been in the bathroom for about 40 minutes now. Is she constipated or something?
B-Oh, she's stirring her egg drop soup. Her BF Allen left for Spain Friday, and she just felt like...
A- Eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww!
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After two men take shits without wiping, they stand back to back while naked. A third person lays underneath them with his mouth underneath their butts. Someone poors hot chunky chicken noodle soup down the two mens backs. After the soup flows through their backs and between their dirty gooches, the man underneath will drink/eat the chicken noodle soup.
I was really hungry so me and my friends had some Chunky Chicken Noodle Soup
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an informal nicer phrase for telling people to learn to do something on their own, rather than wait for someone to do it for them their entire lives.
(after father stops speaking on the phone)
son: Dad, please tie my shoe-laces for me?
father: well, if you haven't learnt en temps et lieux utiles how to tie your shoe-laces, now would be a good enough time for you to learn. Right now, just shove off, and brew your own vegetable soup. I refuse to tie your shoes for you for the rest of your life.
son (shrugging): oh well, At least, i have manners,I dind't lol interrupt my dad while he was on the phone. And I said 'please'
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The term used to when you make soup and someone comes and ask the fuck why you are making soup at 12:00 midnight.
It’s 12:00 at night. y u makin soup?
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diarrhea, the hershey squirts, mudbutt, the shit's, loose stool, liquid shit, gurgler,
Gee Bob I heard you in the toilet just now, sounded like a real gurgler. You know it Stan that was more soup than solid
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The correct way tp say your life is shit.
Life is soup, I am fork....
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