Mexican Train Wreck

You need:
A buddy to help,
1 Mexican Prostitute
1 Fleet Enema
1 bottle Ipecac syrup.

Have your buddy give the hooker the Ipecac first, then you administer the Fleet enema according to package directions. Quickly stuff both her anal and oral orifices...Wait for the train wreck to occur..

Man, Tom & I picked up a Street walker last night, and figured we would try a Mexican Train Wreck. She puked all over Toms' junk and I cannot get the poop smell out of my junk

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train-speechify

To run frantically down a train platform smacking the carriage window and screaming "Speech, give me the speech"

John Cleese in Clockwise

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happy train

When a tranny and a tranny get into bed together and mash the improper parts together to create a 'happy train' The name comes due to the train aspect of people being pleasured with one tranny being pleasured (likely from behind) by another tranny.

Marcy walked into a room so see her sex changed son on a happy train with her transgendered boyfriend.

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sympathy train

Someone who will just run you over with shit trying to get sympathy. See also attention whore and drama queen

Girl 1: Hey, did you hear about Kelly?
Girl 2: I don't pay attention. She's such a sympathy train.

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Alaskan Oreo Train

(v) A sex act, usually performed after the female sex partner has eaten a meal. To start off, a girl and a guy have sex next to a heater, or any other heat source. The guy fucks her in the ass until she shits buckets of her last meal all over him. He then takes a handful of the shit and stuffs it into her mouth. She doesn't swallow it, but leaves it in her mouth until the heat dries it up. Then she has the guy continuously jizz into her mouth full of dried poop, until the jizz softens it up. Then, the slimy mixture of jizz and poop slides down her throat. She then throws up, and the guy uses the mixture of puke, jizz, and poop as lube for some great anal sex.

Elizabeth is excited to go to Marty's house after the party for a nice Alaskan oreo train....
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The room reeked of shit after Marty and Elizabeth did an Alaskan oreo train.

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Alaskan Freight Train

A chick freezes her shit and uses it as a dildo

i heard Katie uses an Alaskan Freight Train instead of a vibrator

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atl-trained gaydar

The advantage of growing up in Atlanta around gays.

The ability to spot and identify any gay man or woman, undercover or flaming.

Me: "is that one gay Jen?"
JVu: "My atl-trained gaydar tells me you are correct!"
Me: "Daaang that atl-trained gaydar never fails huh?!"

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