Post holiday depression

The time between the holidays and your next pay-cheak when you don't have any money

Bob: Hey Joe! Wanna go out for dinner?
Joe: No, I'm still in Post Holiday depression until next week.

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Post Hypnotic Suggestion

After a person has been hypnotized they can be given 'post hypnotic suggestion'. This places in their mind the thought that they must continue doing something despite no longer being in a state of false lethargy (also induced by illusions of hypnosis). This suggestion may be ignored as the 'want' that has been induced is not real and only an illusion.

Post hypnotic suggestion is used on some cigarette users in the hope that they will be tricked into thinking they want to quit smoking. It does not work as a general rule unfortunately.

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Post-Booze Blues

The nagging and persistent melancholy that follows a night and/or day of binge-drinking, especially if you have done something regrettable during that time. This is usually coupled with a hangover.

"I was laying in bed all day with a bad case of 'post-booze blues', after unsuccessfully trying to hook up with my boss last night at the Christmas party"

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post oak bluff

A poker term meaning a bluff in which the bet is a small fraction of the pot. The concept behind the move is that an opponent will interpret the bet as indicating a strong hand and that the player betting is afraid a larger bet will not get paid off (called). The term is believed to originate in Texas where the cheapest wood used to make fence-posts is known as "post oak."

Sammy min-bet the end but I was sure he was on a post oak bluff so I popped him back with bottom pair and he mucked.

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post-orgasm nap

The relaxing nap one takes after climaxing

dude mary and i fucked so hard last night, we took a huge post-orgasm nap.

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Post Op Transsexual

The result of a sex change operation.

Him "Oh yeah, I bet you've fucked a man."
Tucker Max Getting obviously frustrated "How??"
Him "I have three words for you: Post Op Transsexual."

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post orgasmic chill

1) An album produced by the popular group, skunk anansi.

2) The act of reaching a semi catatonic state after a damn good shag

3) A joint after a damn good shag to induce a semi catatonic state

4) The moment you realise you've lost the duvet

1) Put on post orgasmic chill baby

2) Man, I'm feeling the post orgasmic chill

3) Man, I'm the smokin the post orgasmic chill

4) Am i cold or is it post orgasmic chill? Where's the duvet?

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