putting things in the attic

face banging your wife in the short windows that your baby is not being a jerk

Robert and I are just putting things in the attic while Ollie naps

put nine on it

Verb. To bet almost everything

Ten fingers, only putting out nine.

Noun. To bet and not bet everything.

Kanye won, he put nine on it.

I'm gonna put nine on the Patriots.

Put on my Bacon

Slang for "Yes"

Guy/Girl/hermaphrodite: Do you want to get some food?
You: Put on my Bacon.
*During Sex OH GOD PUT ON MY BACON!

put that in your favorite font

A phrase used to encourage someone to stop responding, either because they are annoying, or woefully wrong.

John: (bragging) I just got admitted to Cornell
Bill: I was admitted too, with full scholarship. Put that in your favorite font.

Put on Clams

The 2016 equivalent of the mid-late 2000s phrase "you got served". For one to be put on clams, they must be showed up by somebody who is considered of lesser ability (i.e. an underdog).

The phrase's origin is unclear but it did originate from the suburban town of Montville, NJ. The thought process behind the phrase seems to tie into the nature of clams to be served as an appetizer (i.e. clams casino) on a platter for group consumption. In this example, it points to somebody being put out in the open to be picked on by a multitude of bystanders.

Mark, the tiniest kid in the school, just stuffed Rob's (the varsity basketball captain) shot in gym class. ROB JUST GOT PUT ON CLAMS

put up christmas tree day

In the day of November 12th you are to put up your christmas tree

put up christmas tree day is a ray on november 12th to put up your christmas tree

PUT-UH-RITE

Put-uh-rite is what you do with someone or something that you should have left rite where it was.
Because it was meant to be seen, Not touched, Not moved, and Definitely not admired so much you take it home....

I have to take and

put-uh-rite him because he is not what he seems.