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One of the worst baseball teams in MLB history. Other than the cubsthe red sox are probably on of the worst teams EVER. In 2004 they made a historic comeback in the ALCS versus the yankees. But other than that the red sox have been very unsuccessful. They have the biggest cry baby fans in the world. Most red socks fans pronounce words really stupid. For example: "The Red Sawks" and "Paaak the caa in the garaage" (Park the car in the garage). People espically from NYC laugh upon them. People from the New England area dont like people from Boston. The Red Sox are garbage. So are the people of Boston and their whiney fans. Failure describes the RED SAWKS!
The Red Sox lost again. Boy we suck.
OMFG WE WON 1 WORLDS SERIES in 86 YEARS! WE STILL ARE SUCKY RED SOX LOSERS!
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This is the result of too many wipings of your ass in one day. What happens is your asshole get irritated and eventually bloody. The result is your asshole is burning all the time, and each time you wipe, its a mix of blood and shit.
Bidets help with that.
Shaniqua- "OMFG, I just got a red wipe!"
La Shonda- "Girllllllllll you need to wet that cloth before you wipe!" Make sure you wipe from clean to dirty!
Shaniqua- Whaaat?
La Shonda- From Poontang to asshole silly!
Johnny "Ohshit, I had a red wipe! There there was poo and blood on the TP!".
Boyfriend- You know whats the best thing for that? Saliva. Wink Wink. =) I specialize with this.
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A joke that is so long that your beard grows back before it is over, and never has a punchline that is worth the wait. Called a 'red joke' because is usually told by a conservative old man in Kentucky who sits in his rocking chair for 8 hours a day with chew, a spittoon and a shotgun at his side. Some times called a 'long joke'.
"Hey, you want to hear a Red Joke?'
"NO."
"Okay!"
"Late one night a man is driving down the road, speeding quite a bit. A cop notices how fast he is going and pulls him over. The cop says to the man, "Are you aware of how fast you were going?"
The man replies, "Yes I am. I'm trying to escape a robbery I got involved in."
The cop gives him a skeptical look and says, "Were you the one being robbed?"
The man casually replies, "No, I committed the robbery."
The cop looks shocked that the man admitted this. "So you're telling me you were speeding...AND committed a robbery?"
"Yes," the man calmly says. "I have the loot in the back."
The cop begins to get angry. "Sir, I'm afraid you have to come with me." The cop reaches in the window to subdue the man.
"Don't do that!" the man yells fearfully. "I'm scared you will find the gun in my glove compartment!" The cop pulls his hand out. "Wait here," he says.
The cop calls for backup. Soon cops, cars, and helicopters are flooding the area. The man is cuffed quickly and taken towards a car. However, before he gets in, a cop walks up to him and says, while gesturing to the cop that pulled him over, "Sir, this officer informed us that you had committed a robbery, had stolen loot in the trunk of your car, and had a loaded gun in your glove compartment. However, we found none of these things in your car."
The man replies, "Yeah, and I bet that liar said I was speeding too!" "
"... Wow that was not worth the wait..."
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Scarlet, raspberry red. Delicious and satisfying.
Damn, those raspberries are slut red. Yum, I want some.
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To have sex with a girl on her period while later finding a red stain on the sheets of your bed.
Wilson and Emily had sex Friday night and Saturday Wilson found a red present on his sheets.
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While a female is on her period, she inserts pills into the vagina until she cannot hold them in any longer. She will then push out all the pills onto her friends, family, or partners.
Emily gave her boyfriend a red pacman.
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