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when there is two people on a pavement walking towards each other
as you and the other person are getting nearer, you start moving to the side, unfortunatly the other person is going to the same side as u, both of u then end up moving about to the other side at exactly the same time which means the obvious will happen, u end up walking into each other in an awkward hug like shape
person1: ha them 2 have just walked into each other
person2: walking retards!
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social retard
(semi-offensive term):
a) (offensive ): A person in North America, born after 1970, who is past 18 years of age and who is still virgin for non religious, non family, non endo-ethnic arranged marriage reasons.
b) a person in North America who was born after 1950, who was never mentally ill, yet who never had any close friends either when they were a bratager and idiotager, and turned out fine when they became young adults.
Among modern North American teenagers obsessed with such sociological concepts as swag and yolo, it is not royal flush to be a social retard under definition a), unless you want to, on your own free will, for who knows what reason, to star in the remake of the movie The 40 Year Old Virgin.
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a person who has trouble working a remote to other people's expense. Can refer to telivision or gaming consoles.
dude 1- "something is wrong with your remote. It wont change channels."
dude 2- "Nothing is wrong with it, your just remotely retarded."
dude 1- "Shut up."
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A sandwitch made by a retard or you blaming something dumb on the sandwitch you ate.
I've been a klutz. Did I eat a retard sandwitch today?
or
Fuck this retard sandwitch they left off the meats.
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The apex of retardation. The absolute most retarded a person can ever be. This is the highest possible retard level there is.
John: I am so pissed off at you right now because I forgot my laptop at home.
Owen: Are you beyond ultra retarded? You got pissed off at me for something you did.
You are implying that yourself has an intellect with problems
*Jake Paul looking in the mirror*: I am retarded
(noun) - A person who attempts to add a word to urban dictionary that will obviously not get published. Common Urban Dictionary Retards post their own names with definitions of how great they are, or someone elses name with definitions of how "gay" they are. Other posts by Urban Dictionary Retards are complete nonsense, sexually violent, or just plain awful.
The editors of Urban Dictionary probably get really sick of Urban Dictionary Retards posting their own fucking names all the time.
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