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The simplest explanation for why people go from standing to lying prone without warning.
Raj - "The big guy drank four Jaegerbombs, gave his buddies a high five, and fell flat on his back."
Dylan - "Hmmm. Hooker Shoes."
Raj - "Yup."
A term for when someone is to put on their shoe and feeling a egg underneath their foot. Often a cooked egg. A raw one if you wanna be extra mean.
«I felt something wet under my foot Bob!!»
«That must have been the egg in the shoe Bernt»
Like a turd on your kicks, something that must be scraped off or gotten rid of.
We broke up but we're still going to be friends.
Puh-lease, you're doing half of accounts receivable already, she's just the poo on your shoe.
when u step on someones shoe from behind
Eli: “ha! i just shoed you!”
Olivia: “hey! stop shoe-ing me.”
An alternative expression to ‘shitting ones self’. The fecal matter accidentally vacates the anus and slips down ones leg, until it reaches its final destination... the shoe.
I didn’t see that bus coming. I ended up with a bloody shoe full.
Soft shoes worn inside your gaff (home) to protect your feet and your carpets.
I went down the corner shop to get some milk and forgot I was wearing my gaff shoes.
Walking. Especially when you have no car or your car is not working or your ride left you.
Car's bork, friends on FB-silence, Uber hatin' . Guess I'm taking the tennis shoe express.