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Broken English from the "JOHNSON DICTIONARY". It means "to have 'Ah-GUCCI SHOES'."
I have Ah-Gucci Shoes"
This unnatural birthing process generally results in producing a mullet bearing mouth breather or a shiny new cab dweller. The shoe attendant at a bowling alley takes hold of a freshly sweated rental and lifts up the insole. He then jacks a healthy load under said insole and squishes it down to bring the shoe juice and man goo together. The violated footwear is left for a 7-10 day gestation period under the nacho machine. As the cheese, semen and foot sweat share genetic material, a trucker is born.
Did you see that stank ass trucker come out of bathroom? He looked like he must have been born in a bowling shoe. Lol.
Instead of saying ‘god bless you’ when someone sneezes, say ‘goblin-shoes’. Goblins are just as fairy tale like and made up as god is, so have a little fun when someone sneezes.
Somebody: *SNEEZE*
You: Goblin-shoes! (Instead of bless you or god bless you)
to be extremly organised
some people think about what they are doing tomorrow or next week, a "Johnny Red Shoes" plans for no less time than 2 years ahead, this is not for big things like moving house, hoildays, etc, this is for Video Game purchases, DVD/Blu-ray rentals, etc.
Beef stew diarrhea, neatly dripped down the production line (pant leg), collected in a sterile shoe, canned for resale, or to simply waft with besties after a long day.
“My “Shoe Stew” has been so well received, I’ve been asked to expand my menu…
Shoe Salad, Foot Fries, Hamstring Hash, Ankle App Assortment, & Toe Jam Tuna. I can’t wait to tell my mother. Maybe she’ll contribute Grandma’s Gravy.”
To vomit in one’s shoes. Can be in your own or someone else’s.
Jen’s erratic driving caused Jackie to vomit in her sneakers, causing a shoe stew.
When your friend gives you a blowie.
Jimmy knows Evan hasn't had his shoes tied in quite a while but his knees are sore from the last time. Thus Jimmy enjoys tieing shoes.