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Ah-Gucci Shoes

Broken English from the "JOHNSON DICTIONARY". It means "to have 'Ah-GUCCI SHOES'."

I have Ah-Gucci Shoes"

by Casper's Roast June 26, 2024


Born in a bowling shoe

This unnatural birthing process generally results in producing a mullet bearing mouth breather or a shiny new cab dweller. The shoe attendant at a bowling alley takes hold of a freshly sweated rental and lifts up the insole. He then jacks a healthy load under said insole and squishes it down to bring the shoe juice and man goo together. The violated footwear is left for a 7-10 day gestation period under the nacho machine. As the cheese, semen and foot sweat share genetic material, a trucker is born.

Did you see that stank ass trucker come out of bathroom? He looked like he must have been born in a bowling shoe. Lol.

by The Missouri Mudflap February 19, 2016


Goblin-shoes

Instead of saying ‘god bless you’ when someone sneezes, say ‘goblin-shoes’. Goblins are just as fairy tale like and made up as god is, so have a little fun when someone sneezes.

Somebody: *SNEEZE*
You: Goblin-shoes! (Instead of bless you or god bless you)

by Oakleigh’s January 17, 2022


Johnny Red Shoes

to be extremly organised

some people think about what they are doing tomorrow or next week, a "Johnny Red Shoes" plans for no less time than 2 years ahead, this is not for big things like moving house, hoildays, etc, this is for Video Game purchases, DVD/Blu-ray rentals, etc.

by MonkeySXOC October 13, 2010


Shoe Stew

Beef stew diarrhea, neatly dripped down the production line (pant leg), collected in a sterile shoe, canned for resale, or to simply waft with besties after a long day.

“My “Shoe Stew” has been so well received, I’ve been asked to expand my menu…
Shoe Salad, Foot Fries, Hamstring Hash, Ankle App Assortment, & Toe Jam Tuna. I can’t wait to tell my mother. Maybe she’ll contribute Grandma’s Gravy.”

by BB29576 April 22, 2023


Shoe Stew

To vomit in one’s shoes. Can be in your own or someone else’s.

Jen’s erratic driving caused Jackie to vomit in her sneakers, causing a shoe stew.

by Mdfritts November 07, 2021


tieing shoes

When your friend gives you a blowie.

Jimmy knows Evan hasn't had his shoes tied in quite a while but his knees are sore from the last time. Thus Jimmy enjoys tieing shoes.

by Theonewhoguessesall June 17, 2020