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The times when you're in the shower and you turn off the water, and step out but then realize you still have shampoo in your hair or shaving cream so you proceed to go back into the shower and extend your time.
"Hey man what took you so long??"
"Oh sorry i had to take about 8 shower re-runs this morning."
A man who can only cum when their wife farts on their reading glasses.
"By the way, full disclosure, I can't even cum unless my wife farts on my reading glasses. Now that's my thing, that's my thing...we call it an Arizona Shower Door." - Derek Sheen, Professional Comedian, Macho Caballero album
A shower in which you only apply body wash to the top of your body, allowing it to trickle down to your lower body in order to wash it instead of applying it yourself. Named after Ronald Reagan's famous use of "Trick Down Economics" which is known for being a failure.
Johnny: Bruh, your ass fucking STINKS.
Ronald: Really? I have been taking trickle down showers every day for a week, I should smell great!
Johnny: Bro you legit have not cleaned your ass for a week.
Different to the standard Mud Shower, this is when a woman inserts milk into their anus and sprays it on one or more people at a distance. Etymology is from the historical reference of Cleopatra bathing in raw milk.
That party last night was awesome! Your sister gave me a massive Egyptian Mud Shower.
the act of simultaneously shitting your pants and projectile vomiting.
root: roman shower - the act of two or more persons simultaneously vomiting on each other.
i was about to read a story in front of a large audience, but my xanax hadn't kicked in yet, and i freaked and gave the front row a siamese roman shower.
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the act of covering your partner's face in dandruff or peeling sunburn flakes and then coming on said face
joe: man that sunburn on your head is peeling pretty bad
victor: yeah i gave my girl a snow shower last night
joe: thats pretty nasty dude
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1: reference to the VZ61 scorpion machine gun due to its high brass ejection height raining brass down
2: when you get drunk, ingest a multitude of different drugs, and eat asparagus then piss on someone starting from the extremities and ending in the mouth
1: “Brandon showed me how his Scorpion gives a Czech Golden Shower”
2: “Yeah Eastern European rave chicks are a dangerous breed, one asked me a Czech Golden Shower”
- Well what did you do? -
“ Well I blitzed the opportunity and gave her the Golden Shower after the Lightning”
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