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The times when you're in the shower and you turn off the water, and step out but then realize you still have shampoo in your hair or shaving cream so you proceed to go back into the shower and extend your time.
"Hey man what took you so long??"
"Oh sorry i had to take about 8 shower re-runs this morning."
A man who can only cum when their wife farts on their reading glasses.
"By the way, full disclosure, I can't even cum unless my wife farts on my reading glasses. Now that's my thing, that's my thing...we call it an Arizona Shower Door." - Derek Sheen, Professional Comedian, Macho Caballero album
The act of retaining one's urine for a week and then ushering forth a wave of piss on their partner's face the likes of which R Kelly could only dream of. This super slaying move is guaranteed to win the hearts of any man, woman, otherkin, and animal under the sun. Best used on a Friday night and while reciting Revelation 19, the move has several variants. One may grasp the partner's head and cascade down the shower to exfoliate the hair follicles, thereby removing 6 months of stress in a 30 minute quenching of urine. Alternatively one may attempt to get an Angry Dragon variant by urinating directly into the partner's mouth, this should be done to where the partner blasts the piss out of both nostrils, ears, and eyes.
Ultimately, the Icenhower Power Shower is one of the deadliest and sexiest maneuvers known to mankind, the originator of this move had an average penis too which makes it even more impressive considering its popularity.
Guy at Party: Hey Cindy why do you smell like dog piss and have liquid running from your ears and nose?
Cindy: Oh you know Elijah gave me the classic Icenhower Power Shower
The paradoxical state of not knowing whether or not if there is, or is not someone behind the shower curtain ready to murder you.
I sat on the toilet watching the Schrödinger's Shower Curtain for any sign of danger, but there was no way to be truly sure until it was pulled back...
the act of simultaneously shitting your pants and projectile vomiting.
root: roman shower - the act of two or more persons simultaneously vomiting on each other.
i was about to read a story in front of a large audience, but my xanax hadn't kicked in yet, and i freaked and gave the front row a siamese roman shower.
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the act of covering your partner's face in dandruff or peeling sunburn flakes and then coming on said face
joe: man that sunburn on your head is peeling pretty bad
victor: yeah i gave my girl a snow shower last night
joe: thats pretty nasty dude
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1: reference to the VZ61 scorpion machine gun due to its high brass ejection height raining brass down
2: when you get drunk, ingest a multitude of different drugs, and eat asparagus then piss on someone starting from the extremities and ending in the mouth
1: “Brandon showed me how his Scorpion gives a Czech Golden Shower”
2: “Yeah Eastern European rave chicks are a dangerous breed, one asked me a Czech Golden Shower”
- Well what did you do? -
“ Well I blitzed the opportunity and gave her the Golden Shower after the Lightning”
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