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daisy slap

when a man is arroused and another person would slap his genitals in a humorouse gesture

Tom was feeling a bit frisky until Mary noticed his errection and quickly slapped it, "O u got me there with that wicked daisy slap Mary!"

by shelby h smith October 20, 2006


benjamin slap

When one is hit in the face with a large fish

Luke was angry at Rob for being a bitch and gave him a big benjamin slap

by Luke Rowlands March 20, 2008


jack slap

To beat someone with your jimmy and bust a nut on their face

Get wise son before I hafta Jack Slap you!

by Dr Feelgood June 08, 2004


bacon-slapping

A game played by sneaking up on an indivial and slapping them.

Rules include having to shout "BACON SLAP!!!" before striking the person. If the indivial being tricked mimics the sound of bacon frying before he/she is slapped, the slapper must pull his/her nose back and snort loudly like a pig.

Bob played a new game called bacon-slapping with his friend at work. When Bob had to snort like a pig because he lost the game everyone laughed.

by brody brono October 08, 2006


Slap the Sheik

to masturbate... to do the the dirty deed, in a few words to deal with your sexual needs by yourself. Includes all the slang words for masturbation: bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank.

Guy 1: How did it go last night?

Guy 2: Not so good, so I had to go home and Slap the Sheik!

by vicariousone April 03, 2011


Slapping pancakes

when a girl masturbates

What is she doing?
Slapping pancakes.

What would you do if someone walked in on you when you were slapping your pancakes?

by Robin91 November 24, 2008


Penguin slap

A sort of stunning blow to the body, especially the facial ares, that is brought on by use of slap-like hand movement.

Usually occurs when you try to corner an angry penguin.

It's roots in the English language relate back to the Emperor Penguin, the flightless bird with viscous flipper strength .

The novice tmer couldn't take the level 55 penguin becasue he had mastered the penguin slap

by TJ, AKA Penguin October 16, 2005