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happy slapping is the act of slapping a person os some kind around the face and either video it or take a picture of their face at the moment of the strike. this is now a criminal offence and is not reccomended as you may injure the person and get prosecuted.
hang on a minizzle ghetto bruvva!!
That dude just got happy slapped!!!
WORD MAN INNIT! SAFE!
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When one is hit in the face with a large fish
Luke was angry at Rob for being a bitch and gave him a big benjamin slap
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when a man is arroused and another person would slap his genitals in a humorouse gesture
Tom was feeling a bit frisky until Mary noticed his errection and quickly slapped it, "O u got me there with that wicked daisy slap Mary!"
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To beat someone with your jimmy and bust a nut on their face
Get wise son before I hafta Jack Slap you!
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A game played by sneaking up on an indivial and slapping them.
Rules include having to shout "BACON SLAP!!!" before striking the person. If the indivial being tricked mimics the sound of bacon frying before he/she is slapped, the slapper must pull his/her nose back and snort loudly like a pig.
Bob played a new game called bacon-slapping with his friend at work. When Bob had to snort like a pig because he lost the game everyone laughed.
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to masturbate... to do the the dirty deed, in a few words to deal with your sexual needs by yourself. Includes all the slang words for masturbation: bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank.
Guy 1: How did it go last night?
Guy 2: Not so good, so I had to go home and Slap the Sheik!
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when a girl masturbates
What is she doing?
Slapping pancakes.
What would you do if someone walked in on you when you were slapping your pancakes?
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