Smoke Boning occurs when two or more people smoke in a close proximity of each other. All you will need is a pair of tits, and obviously smoke. The first step is to take a hit from any smoking device of your choice and then immediately proceed to slowly blow the smoke down the female's cleavage.
**For a more dramatic effect, play the most ignorant rap song on your playlist while you smoke bone. (ie. "Goldie" by A$AP Rocky)**
"I love smoke boning bitches"
Past tense examples:
"I just smoke boned that girl's tits!"
"Yo son, i jus smoke boned dat bitch."
"You jus got smoke boned, bitch!"
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The act of inhaling vape or juul mist, then sucking one's penis right after and slowly exhaling the vape mist onto said penis.
what are you doing this weekend?
smoking nic and sucking dick baby UHUHH-
Bro I'm about to smoke some critters.
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To perform oral sex on Keith (you know the one) to get a gig.
Popularised by the catchy song "Smoke Da Keifa" by Stepping Over Jenny
Who be smokin da keifa?
Dave. He smoke da keifa.
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To develop a new solution to a problem, usually on an impromptu basis.
The expression "What have you been doing, smoking the crack pipe?" led to "You need to back away from the crack pipe" led to "Don't worry about it, we'll just smoke something up to solve that problem."
"What are we going to do about the brand new project requirement that we just received?"
"Don't worry about it, the rest of the team and I will just smoke something up tonight and have it ready for testing tomorrow."
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Another nic spot that is located on Campus Corner that many OU tards make frequent trips to. This place is also a very common spot for all the brown boys at OU because the owner also happens to be a brown boy so it's convenient since brown people always want to feel that brown connection. The owner also happens to be an avetard so you have to think twice before you do business here since it might be hit or miss. I love seeing avetards making big moves tho, and opening your own smoke shop is the biggest of biggest moves.
I hit up Wicked Clouds Smoke Shop the other day and that hoe is way better than Lifted Smoke & Vape, if you're going to Campus Corner for a smoke shop, only go to Wicked.
The go to spot in Norman for an avetard nic run. This place helps feed the nic addiction for all the OU tards due to its convenient location near campus. When you walk into the store, you will be greeted by a huge ass fish tank that hasn't been cleaned since the last time OU football won a natty. For some reason the owner of the shop wants to put his hand in that dirty ass fish tank and harass the fish even though he thinks he's petting them. All love to the owner tho because that nigga never IDs and that makes it easy to go in and get whatever you need from the store's wide variety.
I went to TNT Vapes and Smoke Shop to cop some nic and when I walked in, I'm pretty sure the owner was trying to fuck his fish but I just minded my business and grabbed what I needed and got the fuck out.
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