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I am going to bring you down you motherfucker.
Stupid Bully: Give me your money or else I'll beat you up.
Smart Kid: I'll take you on!
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Masturbation primarily for maintenance and not necessarily for self gratification. Without it, one may not think clearly, act rationally, or make the best decisions around the opposite sex.
Much like clearing bats out of the belfry.
Brian: I screwed up last night with Karen. I was off my game.
Simon: 'Cause you weren't thinking dude, all you wanted was to get laid.
Brian: Huh. Really?
Simon: Next time, take care of business before seeing Karen.
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TBS...Simply most kick ass emo band ever!!!Awsome live(up front in the mosh pit bitches)!I would never miss taking back sunday-which i am going to see again this may!!!!There cds kick ass and im sure the next one that comes out will be just as great!!!
Emo wouldnt be emo with out Taking Back Sunday...they give off such great energy you'll buy every cd and love every song!!!
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Taking Back Sunday is a very popular and succesful band that came from Long Island. The band has fame, fortune, popularity, which makes up for it untalented and uninspiring music. The bands deadly predators are hard rock, black metal, grunge, and heavy metal bands with talent along with punk bands from the 70s and 80s. Taking Back Sunday is also afraid of singing and talent.
TBS Fan: Taking Back Sunday is the greatest rock n roll band of all!
Smart man: NO they aren't
Retarded man: ha ha, they suck
college girl: yeah they do suck, and that retard doesn't even know that he just crapped his pants
woman: yeah TBS does suck
sleazy guy: hahaha, you're a retard! Hey, if you lick the electrical outlet, you will become a mighty morphin power ranger.
TBS fan: really! cool!
*BUZZ*
sleazy guy: whoa! I didn't know she was gonna do that
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There was a belief in ancient scotland that when a soldier died in battle, his soul would immediately travel underground back to Scotland. Thus the mortally wounded singing to his fellow soldier "I'll take the low road, and I'll be in scotland afore ye."
you take the high road
and i'll take the low road
For me and my true love will NEVER meet again on the bonnie bonnie banks of lock lomand ... cause he's dying.
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Take 2 fingers or Take multi fingers in the vaginal area
I was with the rock and he said his wife was going to Take 2
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When you get so drunk that you pass out.
Drunk Guy: Bjekfjekwldmksmkmxxm
Friend: I think it's time for you to take a sleep.....
*Find a guy passed out on the floor*
You: Well it looks like he is taking a sleep.
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