talk yourself in circles

1. To talk, stutter, or ramble on about something to a friend until you've gotten so confused with your own story you may not remember the point anymore.

2. To try and explain something but fail.

"So there was this guy, right? He was like, tallish, maybe some black hair. No, wait, that's wrong. Nah, I mean he had red hair and some freckles. Right? Yeah, something like that... I think, and he was... umm, wait..."
"Oh boy, here he goes again, talking himself in circles."
OR,
"Stop, don't talk yourself in circles!"

"...and it's a little orange too, with a braid belt thing around the waist, or maybe it was the arm. It was black... a little white on the sides... ahh, I can't explain this, I'm only talking myself in circles."

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we need to talk

Its over

Man-Step up bitch fo shizzel ma nizzle.
Woman-We need to talk.

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we need to talk

Variation of "I like you but you aren't what I want"; "I need to complain about something"; "I'm a muff diving whore"

X- Hey Sam?
Sam- What?
X- We need to talk...
Sam- Oh shit...

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Yelp Talk Whore

A user on Yelp who uses the talk boards to cock-tease males and never show their face at an event; They often know all the inside jokes that nobody with a life cares about and also hide behind sexually suggestive pictures of themselves 10 pounds ago. They get off on spicing up threads by creating second troll accounts and are the first ones to announce that the talk boards are boring by creating a new thread titled "Post here when Yelp Talk is boring or sucks" when the threads are not centered around them.

Look, everybody's favorite Yelp Talk Whore is at it again "pointing to John's crotch." Just suck his cock already.

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pussy talk back

queef, pussy fart, where you fuck a girl and get air inside the pussy then it queefs, thus fa da pussy be talkin back

i hit her from the back and made the pussy talk back

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we need to talk

female version of "I need to complain"

"We need to talk" will often be said after toilet seats are left in the upright position, and/or you come before she does and/or in the event of forgotten anniversaries.

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we need to talk

According to George Costanza, "the worst four words in the English language." Added Jerry Seinfeld, "either that or 'whose bra is this?'"

Before breaking up with him, George's girlfriend let him know that "we need to talk."

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