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The best thing in the world. The reason I'm alive. The portal to my soul. The love of my life. The best, most underrated thing in the world. The mental portal to a better world. The purpose of letters. The most important thing to ever exist.
A book is a thing either you will hate or love. beware.
I have to read a whole book by tomorrow! I HATE BOOKS!!!!
OMIGODTHISMANGAISSOAMAZINGILOVEIT!!!!!!!!!!!!
a really long text/facebook chat/email, etc.
So were you texting her last night?
Yeah, I was at first but she sent me a book about her problems, and I was too lazy to read it. So I just stopped talking to her.
Is not blonde but sexy asf. Has hella cake and really smart. Doesn't really care unless its his hair. Will touch ur dick, watch out. I love you.
Book
An ancient weapon from the distant past, capable of harnessing the power of one hundred infinity gauntlets and three and a half five-star orgies.
Thanos spent his whole life finding the infinity stones and jacking off using a his old scaly hands, but never thought about using a boooooooooooooooooook (book).
something humanity used before computers came along
fucking John doesn't like reading books