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Examinations and analyses of spilled/leftover Cheerios and cornflakes to determine what your diet is and its effects on your overall well-being.
Da doctors tried to run cerealogical tests on me, but seeing as how I usually "eat healthy" instead of voraciously chowing down on Fruit Loops or Peanut Butter Crunch, there wasn't much they could determine from a few scattered grains of brown rice and plain rolled-oats flakes.
A test used to figure out if you are a homosexual.
So John, it looks like you didn’t pass the Bechdel Test. I think you should let your wife and kids know.
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Scientific Test to determine how saggy a womans breasts are. The Test comes in two parts
Firstly if you place a pencil on the underside of a womans breasts, if the nipple resides below the pencil then the breast is officially saggy. This is where a plastic surgeon would agree a lift would be required.
Secondly there is a saggy scale based on number of pencils that can be held under the breast whilst she is sat.
1 pencil = saggy mom tits
2 pencils = deflated granny tits
3 pencils = witch tits
4 pencils = completely ruined tits
5 pencils = empty bags
I would recommend using the Pencil Test to understand if breast augmentation is even required
Farting right next to a person you live with and not telling them to see if they still have their sense of smell.
My wife just gave me a Home COVID Test and I passed.
Making porn in a movie theatre.
I'm Hollywood Screen Testing in a theatre right now.
To take a massive dump at a friends house, testing how well their porcelain can handle it.
"Mind if I test the plumbing in your house? I haven't shit in a week"
The Rah Test- The Rah test is a test to see if someone from the outside will fit into our group. This test is used for when one of us is dating an outsider. The questions on the test are , will they get along with everyone in the group male and female? Do they play an instrument or have an ear for music? Do they like to drink? Are they a decent human being?
The person I am dating passed the rah test.