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The look that will scar you for life
She gave him the konop look
A phrase used to describe a property that appears attractive and desirable online, but turns out to be disappointing and flawed in person. Often caused by misleading photos, inaccurate descriptions, or hidden defects.
We thought we found our dream house, but turns out it only looks good on Zillow. The roof was leaking, the basement was flooded, and the neighbors were noisy.”
When men on dating sites are looking for woman to have sex and have a kid with.
The women is referred to as a printer because men give her the ink (sperm) and it 'prints' kids.
(On Tinder profile)
Looking for girls with printers.
"The joyous declaration of a newbie in Plane Crazy, proudly showcasing their latest in-game gadgetry, albeit with a charming disregard for grammatical conventions"
-Someone in Plane Crazy Community
Every time a new player zooms past me without firing a single shot, I'm reminded of the classic 'When I join Plane Crazy is look I have shredders but I did not turned it on' moment."
When a person looks up they either have to sneeze really badly or they want to make the person they are talking to look like an idiot. Or the person is completely a fucking retard.
John: What's up dude!
Sean: Ayy *looks up*
John: What? *looks up*
Sean: Wtf are you doing?
<.7.9.7.6.>forget about pleasing other people today and do only what makes you feel good. That may sound a bit selfish but the fact is you have done enough for friends, colleagues and even family members and must now look out for yourself<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>forget about pleasing other people today and do only what makes you feel good. That may sound a bit selfish but the fact is you have done enough for friends, colleagues and even family members and must now look out for yourself<.7.9.7.6.>
What you tell your crush when you are nervous and it is raining but she is dressed appropriately
* she smiles at you and you forget every thing so you say
"You look warm"