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A narrow pencil-dick of a road which leads drivers into one of the most disgusting, downtrodden towns in America: Nanticoke, Pennsylvania.
While on Middle Road, drivers can expect to regularly see: deer, turkeys, vomit, empty beer cans, bloodsucking leeches, Virgin Mary statuettes, crack pipes, bird corpses, obese shirtless men, Burger King wrappers, human shit, Hello Kitty lunch boxes and John McCain 2008 presidential campaign memorabilia scattered across the pavement.
Drivers will also notice a unique surplus of doomed school children waiting at bus stops along with geeked-out junkies looking for their next heroin fix...two groups which often aren't mutually exclusive.
The worst part about traveling to Nanticoke on Middle Road is that the only reward for one's pilgrimage is the chance to visit a decrepit, slime ball town with less to be proud of than post-WWII Germany.
The main attraction of this place is a penis-shaped memorial sculpture in the town square which is constantly mocked and defaced by the town's inbred teenagers.
Guy 1: "Hey, how you gonna get to LCCC?"
Guy 2 : "I guess I'll take Middle Road Nanticoke, PA ."
Guy 1: "You'd be better off drinking the blood of an AIDS patient."
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A show that contradicts the "credibility" or "point" of The real World and Road Rules. The castmembers (Most of which are pushing 30, or even 40) from said shows, which were about young people finding their place in the world (Or some crap) with people from all walks of life, are invited to attempt to extend their 15 minutes of fame into an hour. They go to the challenges to get drunk, have sex, get naked and scream and punch other castmembers. And there's something about competing.
Oh God, MTV's flooding the airways with another lameass season of the real world road rules challenge.
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promises and plans must be put into action, or else they are useless.
They didn't mean to ruin your birthday party. The road to hell is paved with good intentions, they probably just wanted to help.
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Rich life of road trips is a man that lives a nomadic lifestyle and is a very nice man that a lot of ladies would love to marry
Rich life of road trips is off on another adventure a lot of women are wondering where he will be next
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A person (girls usually) who is so attractive, people would do things out of the norm when around her.
Dang, Carrie Fisher used to be able to make a train take a dirt road
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Big Thunder Mountain Rail Road (btm, btmrr, big thunder, rainbow ridge,) is a roller coaster at Disneyland Park(s) in Anaheim, Paris, and Tokyo, and the Magic Kingdom Park in Orlando. The original was built at Disneyland Park in Anaheim in the year 1979, it was the first roller coaster to feature "fin brakes," which are now widely used in roller coaster design.
The ride features a pressurized tubular steel track, fin brakes, LIMs (linear induction motors,) two person dispatch authorization, two station operation, Chain Lifts, Animatronics, a downward helix (two rotation,) lap bars, and a resettable ride cascade system
The attraction is themed to the united states' gold mining era in the mid 1800s. The basic story of the attraction is the same depending on which Disneyland/Magic Kingdom you go to. The miners find the gold deposit and begin a mining operation, and pretty soon some odd happenings occur, animals action strangely, and what not. The happenings become more and more strange as the operation continues, earthquakes and cave-ins become a real danger. The miners find out that Thunder Mountain is an ancient Native American burial ground (cliché) with this information the miners ignore the inherent curses and continue to mine until one day the Natives were through seeing their burial ground being desecrated, and brought on a terrible curse which eliminated the entire population of The Mountain, and Rainbow Ridge, now all that remain are a hand full of miners who came to Rainbow Ridge to find only the voices, and thoughts of the intruders stuck forever in the moment they were banished from this earth. When trains pass through the town, you can hear what was happening at that moment. The story told to children is simply that the miners became scared and now stay in the town, and only go onto, or into the mountain to rescue stuck trains.
Big Thunder Mountain Rail Road at DLP Anaheim may have a troubled past, but it's way better than smelly space mountain, or BORING Splash Mountain.
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The best way to call someone a flaming homosexual.
"Hershey Highway" Refers to the "Chocolate Road" which is in fact a man's anus.
"Road Warrior" = Flaming homosexual lolz.
These two phrases combined produce a very fulfilling burn which just rolls off the tongue and often spurrs spontaneous orgasms in nearby females within a 15 metre radius.
Guy 1 - "Lol so i was shopping at HH Greg and I found the cutest pair of little shoezies!"
Guy 2 - "... Hershey Highway Road Warrior Rly?"
Nearby Women - "UUUNGH!!"
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