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University of Maryland basketball

the best basketball program in America because of its awesome team consisting of talented, young, cute college guys and its ability to entertain the lovely campus of College Park, all Maryland fans and anyone that watches the team play with passion; 2002 National Champions; 2004 Atlantic Coast Conference Champions.

University of Maryland basketball is the highlight of any Terp fan's life.

by DudeWheresMyCar March 22, 2004

192๐Ÿ‘ 81๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

A.K.A. Milliways. A fantastic eatery that turns the End of Time into dinner entertainment.

"...and the Universe," continued the waiter, determined not to be deflected on his home stretch, "will explode later for your pleasure."
Ford's head swiveled slowly toward him. He spoke with feeling.
"Wow," he said, "what kind of drinks do you serve in this place?"

-- from The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, by Douglas Adams

by Scott Lanway September 8, 2004

18๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


University of Western Ontario

Slang for an STD

I've been all over the University of Western Ontario and now it hurts to pee.

by Mortimer Benito April 9, 2009

796๐Ÿ‘ 375๐Ÿ‘Ž


William Peace University

A small prestigious college which used to be an all female school. Previously known as "Peace college", This university is predominantly known for students looking for unique majors. The institution is located in the heart of downtown Raleigh while at the same time being completely covered in trees so there's always shade covering the campus.

Since its a small college the professors don't care too much about what the students do outside of class which 90% of the time leads to the kids going off with each other late at night to "study" of course.

Honey whats all that noise?
Oh its those dang kids in the Davidson Hall down at William Peace University playing football at 11pm during a flash flood!

by TessyG September 2, 2020


Royal Roads University

place. Former military college specialising in Engineering and Weapons System Management that has fallen on hard times and is now forced to survive by teaching liberal arts courses and adult upgrading. Beautiful grounds with plenty of flowers make it a delight for offspring of the idle rich.

No sports teams.

......................................................................................

Yo. Dude. You going to college in the fall?

Yeah. But it's Royal Roads University.

Score!

by gnostic1 September 17, 2012


carson-newman university

a small shitty school in Jefferson, City TN. 70% of the students are athletes. 10% are nursing students. other 20% are kids from Knoxville that are too scared to go to UT.

The students that go to carson-newman university are like the home-schooled kids in high school.

by madiekay December 3, 2017


university of northwestern ohio

just don't

yeet yeet bangbang ping pow diesel go brrrrrr

Just don't go to the university of northwestern ohio

by MIssingChromosone September 28, 2021