“Idk if I can squirt”

This term can my used by a female that has only creamed and not squirted while having an orgasm.

Dad: I am gonna make you squirt so much in bed tonight baby
Daughter: “idk if I can squirt” I have only creamed

can being a whore rn

When someone gets left on seen by the whole group chat so they deleted all their messages so that someone else who previously sent a message gets left on seen by the group chat

Person1: damn can being a whore rn
Person2: fr he deleted all his messages

Can: I'm a whore

Batty hole can¢er

Only girls with the initials EB can grow this special type of can€er this is usually developed by eating large amounts of horse shite and also contracted by eating the end bit of a zoot ( the stingy Rodger)

EB:Ayo pass the stingy Rodger mayte

MC: no cause you’ll eat it again doctor said to lay off of eating zoots cause yk batty hole can¢er!

I can fap to this febuary

lower your horny standards after january

Friend: hey dude look at this photo of my mom
You: Good thing it's I can fap to this febuary!
You: That turned me on!!!!

can i get a hoyyyya

a female will say this when.. HOYYYYAAAA

male: can i get a hoyyyya?

female: HOYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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I can go for miles

To have sex for hours
To be horny as fuck
To fuck someone till one of you passes out

Guy: I am so horny right now I can go for miles if you now what I mean
Girl:let’s have sex till one of use passes out
Guy: take off you pants and let me enter you

Girl: fuck me harder
Guy: get down on your knees and give me a blow job

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Eat-all-you-can

(Philippine English)

All-you-can-eat.

A buffet restaurant.

Eat-all-you-can restaurants are expensive

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