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an unproportionate penis it is shorter but very thick
guy 1: my dick is bigger but not as long
thot: I love chodes
guy 2: wtf
A short fat dick. Width is longer than height. Full boner looks like a meatball. Serious turn off for the ladies. Can also be used as an insult.
“OMG Have y’all heard about the roomer going around that Peyton and grant have chodes” “leave me alone you fucking chode”
One who believes they are in a position of relative importance, but in all actuality nobody gives a shit about what they do. Taking all day to accomplish the simplest of tasks on a special Olympic level, a chode makes simple conversations and quick stories last for what seems like hours. Simple logistics are made complicated by setting aside all rational thinking. A chode will spend hours chatting up the opposite sex to make one’s self appear to be respected and appreciated. A vast array of prescription medications is taken by a chode multiple times a day sometimes in manners straying from the prescribed method resulting in a foggy sense of awareness.
Look at that Chode in that red shirt talking to that firewatch. What a Chode!!
A man with a dick half the size of an atom
Did you see his chode Rebecca?
A dick that is like 10 inches wide and 2 cm long
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Man with chode: hey sexy wanna touch my big fat cock
Female:ew no get that ugly chode away from me you cock lookng ass rat
1) the space between your balls and your ass.
2) a person usually a male, whom thinks the world of himself but doesn't realize that everyone else thinks he's a total useless person/ lordian.