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1. The act of cutting ones shoe to wear as a flip flop.
2. To smack someone in the face with their own shoe, while they are wearing it.
"I couldn't find any socks but I found some scissors, so I cut my shoes into shoe flops."
"He was being stupid, so I shoe flopped him."
Shoe- er.Job description. A Shoe-er is an airport employee who makes hand gestures in a shoeing motion towards the large population of marsupials which are on Airport Runways of Australia. The Shoe-er must also say in a loud manly voice 'SHOE' . Marcupils include Drop bears, Koalas, Wombats, Dung bats, Possums and specifically Kangaroos.
Q. So what does your brother do as an occupation?
A. He is a Shoe-er.
Q. Oh how intriging. Where is he currently working?
A. He currently works for the international termianl at Sydenys Airport. He works for both arrivals and departures. However, he only enjoys the Shoe-in's on the departure flights, due to the mixture of Kangaroo's, Drop bears and Dung Bats.
a) very offensive adjective for a woman who has a big shoe collection
b) a very offensive term for a male that has an unhealthy fetish for women's shoes/feet
no matter which definition of shoe happy you choose, if you are an individual that is truly shoe happy in your personal life, please keep your story private if you don't want to be insulted.
Post a picture of your shoes in groups of people or individual
“Hey bro wanna take a picture of our shoes to post?”
“Oh yea it’s national shoes day I forgot”
A question one asks when they are need in of homework for shoemaker's class.
Yo Jer, did you do the shoe? I didn't have my book last night
Sex in the missionary position while they have their shoes on.
"I was in a bit of a rush, so I had to hit her shoes up"
A pair of white shoes, sometimes with a placard bearing the name of the victim, placed where a pedestrian died. Memorial of the person who was fatally injured at that location.
Today, I saw a new pair of ghost shoes on a utility pole at the intersection where that pedestrian was killed last week.