bag time

when you are in your feels

just thought of my ex and now im in my bag time

Hammy Time

A time in which every single person in the same room is drunk as a mother fucker.

man 1: Dude it's hammy time!!!
man 2: sniglefarb doghtne adlr!
(Translation: fuck you your not drunk enough, you can still put together a comprehensive sentence you piece of shit!)

Yeet Time

A word used to describe an action, in which a mother, father, or any human being, with the mother's consent, throw the baby, or other forms of a small child, aggressively out a window, door, or any other open object. The person may say, "YEET" while doing this action.

The baby in the movie theater wouldn't shut up. So, I went over to the mom and said, "May I yeet your baby?". She replied, "Yes". Then I yeeted the baby out of the theatre via the door. While I did so, I yelled," Yeet Time!"

No Time to Die

Was I stupid to love you?
Was I reckless to help?
Was it obvious to everybody else that I'd fallen for a lie?
You were never on my side..
Fool me once, fool me twice.
Are you death or paradise?

Now you'll never see me cry

There's just No Time to Die..

tiny time

the act of masturbation on a schedule

Oh damn, it's 12:30 AM- It must be tiny time! Get out your porn!

Tammy Time

All hours of the day spending drinking.

Drunken ladies over the age of 45 spending all days of the week extremely intoxicated.

Normally associated with small town inbreeds

Buying your beer warm from the Dollar store,and,still drinking it.

Look at that facebook post. Must be Tammy time again

It must be Tammy time again, she spent $75.00 at the local Dollar General.

The time nut

To time nut correctly you must nut at exactly 141.622 kph/ 88mph to travel back in time. Just think of any time and you will be transported there. To travel forward in time you must bend you dick around facing behind you and nut at the exact same speed.

I did the time nut bro
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