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The odd pairing of one toned and attractive person with one who is slovenly and overweight. Uneven heights often characterizes these matches as do multiple toddlers and wearing sweatpants in public.
(discreetly inclining head to couple with three kids sitting on a park bench)
Dude 1: Gun show and ham raffle at 3 o'clock.
Dude 2: She's roomy. Kids ruin your figure.
Dude 1: Not his! Hubba hubba!
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A phrase for intimidate someone to say his real personality
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1. Phrase to describe something that is hot. Really hot.
2. Reference to a night club fire that "Great White" started. Christ, they killed a 100 people; that's over half their fans. I'm sure some of the people went there just to get drunk and laugh at the fat metal singers from the 80's, but they ended up dying too.
3. A way to end your way to end your "career."
4. Used to describe a big disaster that should have been avoided if someone, I don't care who, had used a bit of common sense to forsee cause and effect in a given circumstance. Kind of like when one of your friend's says "hey, check this out" and ends up hurting themselves trying to do something cool.
Mel Gibson's new movie is hotter than a "Great White" show.
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On October 29th your significant other must produce a grade A quality titty picture and send it to you.
National Show Me Your Titty - National Show Me Your Titty Day so pay up
A picture must then be sent to you by your significant other.
not my monkey not my shit show: what are monkeys in cages notoriously known for?
Monkey: *throwing shit*
Me: not my monkey not my shitshow
Or
Friend1: *got stabbed by their dog or smth*
Friend2: not my monkey, not my shit show
a day on november 18 of every year. usually to fuck gamer boys over in the middle of no nut november.
hey i’m already done with more than half of no nut november
girl: oh is that right? *shows her tits*
why would you do that now i’m going to fail no nut november
girl: because it’s national show me your tits day
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Show your pp tho everyone who desires to see it ;)
show me your pp because its NATIONAL show your pp day!!
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