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THE ACT OF BESTOWING, DEMONSTRATING or EXHIBITING ANY OF THE FOLLOWING ONTO A JO NISHA KELLY:
1 a (1) : strong affection for another arising out of kinship or personal ties <maternal love for a child> (2) : attraction based on sexual desire : affection and tenderness felt by lovers (3) : affection based on admiration, benevolence, or common interests <love for his old schoolmates> b : an assurance of love <give her my love>
2 : warm attachment, enthusiasm, or devotion <love of the sea>
3 a : the object of attachment, devotion, or admiration <baseball was his first love> b (1) : a beloved person : darling —often used as a term of endearment (2) British —used as an informal term of address
4 a : unselfish loyal and benevolent concern for the good of another: as (1) : the fatherly concern of God for humankind (2) : brotherly concern for others b : a person's adoration of God
5 : a god or personification of love
6 : an amorous episode : love affair
7 : the sexual embrace : copulation
8 : a score of zero (as in tennis)
9 capitalized Christian Science : god
COURTESY OF VERONICA ACOSTA ;-)
I you show Jo-SUM-luv you will not be attacked by a KRACKIN!
A phrase for intimidate someone to say his real personality
On October 29th your significant other must produce a grade A quality titty picture and send it to you.
National Show Me Your Titty - National Show Me Your Titty Day so pay up
A picture must then be sent to you by your significant other.
not my monkey not my shit show: what are monkeys in cages notoriously known for?
Monkey: *throwing shit*
Me: not my monkey not my shitshow
Or
Friend1: *got stabbed by their dog or smth*
Friend2: not my monkey, not my shit show
a day on november 18 of every year. usually to fuck gamer boys over in the middle of no nut november.
hey i’m already done with more than half of no nut november
girl: oh is that right? *shows her tits*
why would you do that now i’m going to fail no nut november
girl: because it’s national show me your tits day
Show your pp tho everyone who desires to see it ;)
show me your pp because its NATIONAL show your pp day!!
1. Nude western porno that involves europeans and elephants in the nude.
2. When the indian's found out that the cows being brought to the west....were trully used in ancient british porn preformed live for the queen's and king's delight.
3. When males of the human species get crabs they start scratching and the balls start attacking each other like the settlers and the indians.
1. Hey the europeans brought the elephants....lets go watch buffalo bill's wild west show.
2. Hey Bob, r u watching this.....it's like Buffalo Bill's Wild West Show....and im the live entertainment.....my twig and berries are in the cow!
3. I HATE BUFFALO BILL'S WILD WEST SHOW.....damn crabs...pesky lil things crawl in your pants and wont leave...and my guns are running out of amo.