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A forbidden sexual method wherein one participant thrusts in and out of the Thanksgiving or Christmas turkey, penetrating it with their penis at a very specific interval. The other participant is slicing the turkey at a coordinated rate. The challenge is to not have your penis in the turkey at the same time as it is being sliced, as failing at this will lead to your penis being chopped off. The ritual ends when the first participant finishes into the gravy and then both participants eat the now sliced turkey with the cum gravy.
Me and my friend both did the Hungarian Turkey Slicer yesterday.
A forbidden sexual method wherein one participant thrusts in and out of the Thanksgiving or Christmas turkey, penetrating it with their penis at a very specific interval. The other participant is slicing the turkey at a coordinated rate. The challenge is to not have your penis in the turkey at the same time as it is being sliced, as failing at this will lead to your penis being chopped off. The ritual ends when the first participant finishes into the gravy and then both participants eat the now sliced turkey with the cum gravy.
Me and John did the Hungarian Turkey Slicer last Thanksgiving.
A forbidden sexual method wherein one participant thrusts in and out of the Thanksgiving or Christmas turkey, penetrating it with their penis at a very specific interval. The other participant is slicing the turkey at a coordinated rate. The challenge is to not have your penis in the turkey at the same time as it is being sliced, as failing at this will lead to your penis being chopped off. The ritual ends when the first participant finishes into the gravy and then both participants eat the now sliced turkey with the cum gravy.
Me and John did the Hungarian Turkey Slicer last Thanksgiving
Title of the 110th Mayor of the City of New York.
Mayor Turkey has a rat problem in the brownstone he owns in Brooklyn.
Mayor Turkey just landed back at JFK from another Istanbul vacation.
When you go for a fist bump and switch it to a high five.
Yo bump me man!
Ok!
(Switches to a five) TURKEY FIST!!!
A pelican that appears on the lake at nighttime
Hillbillies from Illinois call them birds Albino Water Turkey’s when they appear at nighttime
When you stuff your s/o's ass with bread and then give them anal.
Brad: Yeah man, My wife finally let Me do warm-turkey to Her last night.
John: Woah dude, I wish My girlfriend would let Me do that to Her.