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a new definition that has been recently submitted to Urban Dictionary that has not yet received any thumbs up or thumbs down
It's kinda cool to be the first one to click thumbs up on an Urban Dictionary virgin.
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The urban dictionary staff never accept good definitions. They are real legitimate definitions and their just rude and doesn't understand the definition. They don't know what a good definition is.
My heart was broken when I got an email saying they rejected my definition.
Flashlight men and swaggles are a real thing but the urban dictionary staff thinks otherwise.
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Fuck you I'm pissed off that you would not submit my word that is complete and utter bullshit because you allow words such as "thot" "trumperbate" "asschair" and I think you (peers of urban dictionary are overreacting)
Fuck you. Fuck urban dictionary there is no sentence
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A person who posts definitions on Urban Dictionary concerning a special friend that they would like to fuck.
"UD Flirting" as it is known is one of the lowest form of courtship known to Man and is generally frowned upon by the editors of the website.
In some cases UD Flirting can be seen as sweet and cute but in all honesty it can only be classified as sad. Sometimes it can even be declared creepy.
URBAN DICTIONARY IS NOT A DATING SITE! YOU WANT THAT KIND OF STUFF THEN YOU GO ON TO GOOGLE AND TYPE IS DATING WEBSITE!
People in the Know know that the only true way to properly flirt on the internet by posting is to create a Blog-spot in their name and post all of their fears, tweaks and personality flaws. These internet shrines are hard to start but believe me, all you prospective daters out there, this will work no matter what she says in her summons to court!
When you search for "Marianna" what do you find? Go on do it... I'm not busy by any means. I'm to busy fucking because of my virtual shrine...
I had to put in URBAN DICTIONARY FLIRTER as part of their screening process.
An Urban Dictionary neologism is a made-up word to get listed an item in the Urban Dictionary.
Jack is a source off Urban Dictionary neologisms so that he can sound erudite; but he sounds only faux erudite at best.
A definition that is rejected by Urban Dictionary editors because it does not fit the criteria necessary to be entered in the dictionary. Usually submitted by;
1.A retarded teenage girl who defines herself as shy, sexy, sweet and the coolest chick you will ever meet.
2.A retarded teenage boy who defines himself as a total chick magnet with a massive cock and is great at everything.
3. A spiteful teenage boy/girl who wants to talk shit about an ex-girlfriend/boyfriend.
4. A friendless cock-gobbler who wants his WOW guild or call of duty team defined as total bad asses who are conquering the gaming world.
The sorry sacks of shit keep submitting entries never understanding why they are not being published. The editors see the same types of entry 20 times for the 1 acceptable entry they publish. If your potential entry fits into any of the above categories fuck off and quit wasting our time.
Typical Urban Dictionary Rejects
Kayla: a sweet, sexy, shy girl who is often misunderstood and is wanted by everyone she meets ;)
Tony: A totally awesome guy who kicks ass at rock band, smokes hella weed and is a total babe magnet. :0
Samantha: A smelly whore with a Vagina as wide as the entire Asian Sub-continent who blows everyone she meets and secretes hepatitis juice though her sweat glands.
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The people, who are bored and have nothing better to do, that come to urban dictionary and decide to vote on multiple words. Many of them lack a sense of humor and quickly throw many of the words out and usually only accept sex innuendos or people's names describing how good they are at sex.
Charlie: I can't those fucking retards didn't accept my word!
Paul: I know man, Urban dictionary voters are terrible.
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