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Anti-Simp Day

Anti-simp day is celebrated each year on January 22. If you notice a simp that day, make sure they know their simping ideologies are harmful for the people at large. Educate and avert them from preaching and practicing simping.

"Man, Steve's a true anti-simp. It's just the morning of Anti-Simp Day and he's stopped like a dozen people already!"

by TheDukeofArchetypes June 30, 2022

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Simp ass nigga

Characteristic traits that define a β€œsimp ass nigga”

a man that is submissive towards females In hopes of sexual reward,
Usually a male that is extremely in touch with his sensitive side also the type of male that considers himself as a β€œnice guy” To stand out and impress females

A male that believes that crying and being in his β€œfeels” is a positive characteristic to have in common with a female.

Most males with the first name Starting with a β€œc” or β€œa” are most commonly found to be in the simp category of male homosapiens

O are you really crying on Snapchat to raise your smv (sexual market value) ,you are a simp ass nigga bro

by Nb10isahoeassnigga January 20, 2020

17πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Gay female simp

When a female that is gay likes another of the same gender and proceeds to simp heavily

Angel is such a gay female simp she needs to stop

by Lilasianbouy March 23, 2020

16πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Nice Guy Simp

it's a simp BUTTTT he has no sexual intentions.

But hes still a nice guy- but also a simp

person 1:"you're a fucking simp"
person 2: " yeah but i prefer nice guy"
person 1: " you is nice guy simp"

by DJKALID May 10, 2020

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Grand-Master simp

A "grand-master simp" is someone who makes simping their mastery, and tries to deny that they are a simp. typically that will be the head of simps in your friend group.

"Jake is the "grand-master simp" of our friend group"
"Yeah its a shame that he cant get a girlfriend "

by BIDDLITS August 16, 2020


Canadian maple simp

Someone outside of Canada who simps all things Canadian.

Matty is such a Canadian maple simp.
He even owns a Canuck the cucks Jersey.

by Solzkjaarn August 12, 2020


Harry Potter Simp

A person who is in love or has a crush on a Harry Potter character. Most of the time they like Draco Malfoy.

Boy: Can I get you number?
Girl: No, i'm a Harry Potter Simp.

by Isimpforharrypotter January 1, 2021