Government Work

A Lowest Bidder's or Military Grade standard of consistent and adequate, but otherwise unimpressive work, without the quality of a competitive market. A done job. Not well done, but done.

This can also apply to imprecise but likewise adequate usage of deadly force with too much time and budget constraints to perfectly avoid all collateral damage and casualties.

Person 1: The rifle can just barely hit a watermelon at 500 yards's distance.

Person 2: It's not a sniper rifle. That sort of accuracy is more than accurate enough for government work.

Skinny weird dude from work

Usually a dude name Eric but he spells it with a k, like erik. He does that because he is a reject of society

Hey skinny weird dude from work what do you want your name to be in my phone......

working like a dog

Sacked out on the sofa all day.

"Man, I've been working like a dog", he muttered into the phone, his feet up, eyes on the game, the bag of Doritos on his chest almost empty. There must have been a time, long ago, he imagined, when dogs spent their lives herding cattle from sunrise to sunset, but any actual 21st century dog he knew was lazier than The Dude.

Leanne’s at work

Is the art of a woman in her 40’s pretending she’s off at her job when she’s really off playing around. Job titles usually include ‘air-hostess’ as this can maximise her time away from the home.

Carly: “Hey Leanne’s looking all done up today” Hayley: “Yeh it’s the cravat I think! Leanne’s loving her new job at Qantas”
Hayley “What can I say, Leanne’s at work”

doing the lords work

Changing the world like you change the toilet paper role with one good deed at a time is doing the lord’s work.

When you do what Jesus would do because somebody’s gotta do it.

I guess I will be doing the lords work and take one for the team so you can get laid.

working it

Staring at a penis and give the guy an erection just by saying on

Your working it every night

Putting in work

When you put in mad work for something to get cash Ex: killing an opp could be putting in work for the gang

When you put in mad work for something to get cash Ex: killing an opp could be putting in work for the gang
“How’s it goin fam” reply “pretty good g just putting in mad work for that bread”