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Possibly the most incorrectly formulated joke found on the internet, especially in YouTube comments. Here is how it is usually phrased, let's say we're talking about a song with a lot of autotune. A commenter who's feeling clever might quip:
Producer 1: How much autotune should we put in this song?
Producer 2: Yes
This is INCORRECT, it is nonsensical and ungrammatical if you stop to think about it for two seconds. How much and how many are not yes / no questions, you can't answer "how much?" with "yes" unless you also specify two or more options. For example:
Q: How much autotune should we put in this song, a few touches or a robot-stroke inducing truckload?
A: Yes
Person 1: Should we make a few grammatically incorrect "Yes" jokes or spam the entire internet with them?
Person 2: Yes
28 STAB WOUNDS. YOU DIDN'T WANNA LEAVE HIM A CHANCE, HUH? DID YOU FEEL ANGER? HATE? I KNOW YOU KILLED HIM, WHY WON'T YOU SAY IT? JUST SAY "I KILLED HIM" IS IT THAT HARD TO SAY? JUST SAY YOU KILLED HIM, JUST SAY IT!!
Ah yes: My 28th cup of coffee today, now to put this definition on a coffee mug
Origin: an excited, strange young Irish man.
Alternatives to the words Yes and Really when used in conjunction, meaning Yes Really. An excitable form of confirmation.
–noun
1. an excited and affirmative reply.
–verb (used with object)
2. to give excitable assent or approval to.
–interjection
7.(used as a strong expression of joy, pleasure, or approval.)
Arthur: John are you going to be joining us?
(a very attractive girl is at the table)
John: YES RIRRY!!
To change name or identity as fast as possible in the span of a year.
Hey, how do you live immortaly without looking suspicious? Easy, just perform a Wacky Yes
I will hit you and leave you with a bump, usually said by parents and grandparent
If you keep shouting at me young man, I'll scoot a hump on ye
November 15th A day where girls have to say yes
Boy: Hey wanna go out Girl: eww no
Boy: It’s national girl yes day see you at six