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Fat ass bitches and skinny white sluts. Cocaine, coke, snow, crack. Bastard fishes stole my bowl of wishes, i wish i could grouw a beard. If I had a beard, I would grow and manage a mushroom farm. I'd grow my own herb.
Dude- Bro, I licked your mom's ear.
Bro- Dude, Fuck Yo Munkie
Dude- Dont hate, man. We're just friends
Bro- Well, I cant afford another dick on the table.
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to get treated. for somebody to come at yo head(smitty)in a disrespectful or playful way
Girl 1:Why yo shoes leanin to the side?
Girl 2:Damn man she just CAME AT YO SMITTY!!
Boy: Man wateva
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A term used when you want to mix things up instead of saying 'fuck you'. If you got screwed over or you got fucked then it can also be changed for that too. It can also refer to as not wanting to get fucked up.
*Person 1 to person 2* "Hey look at that little bitch right there!"
*Person 2 to person 1* "Dude, Fuck yo couch!"
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*Person 1 to person 2* "Man, I just got my couch fucked!!"
*Person 2 to person 1* "How? What happened?"
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*Person 1 to person 2** "I dont want them to fuck my couch!"
*Person 2 to person 1* "Then quit fuckin their couch and nothin will happen."
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to shove your miniscule, good for nothing, weiner in some pussy, ass-licking, brain dead, monkey shit, fucking morons, adopttided, onion ogre that has no life no freinds and no more mula cuz they simp 500 mulas just to suck the smallest weiner in the world aka your dick
a duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand 'hey MY DICK FELL OFF!!!!!!!!!!!'
the man said ' let me put my balls in yo jaws'
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matt potvins life described in 3 words
matt yo mom gay
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Houston slang for; Bottoms Up or to Down ya Drank (LIquor)
in celebration of a having a good time!!!
Taking a shot, or finishing the last of your drink without stopping till its empty.
"Say dog tip yo cups up"
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