you killed it

"You Killed It" means the joke isn't funny.

gabby- "yo mama is so dumb when she went to the airport it said "Airport Left" so she turned around and went back home.
billy-"and then she goes back?"
gabby- "You Killed It!"

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F you in the A

A term that describes anal sex. An abbreviation of fuck you in the ass.

1. Oi Luke Martin, you're a cunt.

2. What? I'm gunna F you in the A for that.

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Are you okay?

The typical response when someone says something that makes no sense, as it is usually a sign that the person has fallen off the wagon

Guy 1: I thought he know about you. But that's just what he WANTED me to think.
Guy 2: Are you okay?

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You and Me

People who are confident they will be together for a long time. You can make it your own definition, but it defines itself.

It's you and me babe.

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you nut

You masturbate

Yo dawg how much do you nut?
Like 23 times a day brother.

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You Killed It

When that one idiot ruins a joke by overusing it to the point of it not being funny anymore.

"Did you wanna come in my office or yours?

"Haha, that's what she said!"

"Naw, dude. You killed it."

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fuck you

Also get fucked; go fuck yourself. A curse meaning "go to hell."

Fuck you go get your own dinner! or Get out of here, get fucked! or, as John Dos Passos had it in 1919 (1931): "Joe got sore and told him to go fuck himself." The first and third of these vulgar curses date from the late 1800s, and the second from about 1950.

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