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national give a girl you jersey day

September 30th is the day to give ur favorite girl or a girl you talk to your jersey

it’s national give a girl you jersey day

by takenbacon17 September 24, 2021


What have you

and/or anything else similar.

"for a binder try soup, gravy, cream, or what have you"

by Arminkshipper August 6, 2024


If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard

Da "parody on da cake-baking saying" remark dat you smilingly say to a cute chick whom you've unexpectedly met somewhere, and you are savoringly pressing her soft warm palms against yer fuzzy cheeks.

I always love joking around about, "If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard" wif pretty girls whom I befriend; said humorous remark always gets da biggest amused giggle-fits outta dem.

by QuacksO October 22, 2023


You Should've Been There

A shitty way to prevent embarrassment from telling a story horribly and getting a poor reaction. Usually aggravates the hell out of me.

"And then he goes to motorboat her-Ya know what, you should've been there!"

by WellFuckMyAss May 19, 2017


see what man do you!

Its a Jamaican phrase for saying "see what happens next."

Any day you see me on road, an you try tell me day. See what man do you!

by jimmytam June 23, 2017


Blessing you up

The Christian way of absolutely exposing someone and sharing the truth about ones self for everyone to hear.

Yelling at someone with purpose.

Mrs. Smith was just blessing me up because I forgot to do my homework.

Olivia, she was absolutely blessing you up for doing that in church.

by shhheeeeesssshhhh May 4, 2021


You Smell

An individual who has very bad smelling body odor, and everyone noticing the smell in whatever time that individual is in.

"You smell dude"

"My mom said you smell"

"At the party yesterday everyone was talking about how you smell after you had left"

by Infinitezeitgeist June 5, 2024