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Joe got caught cheating on the wife
Yes he really shit in the cooler
Slang for masturbation of the male penis
I just caught you stroking your shit, Tyrone!
Slang for male masturbation.
Jimmy, did I just catch you stroking your shit?
I'm stroking my shit, I got lotion on my dick right now
Used to describe the sentiment when members of the GOP say things that make them look like real fuc*tards. E.g.: Michelle Bachman trying to suggest that Obamacare will kill people.
"Michelle Bachman just touted that Obamacare will kill children and seniors... What a GOPiece of Shit"
Taking a shit as fast as you can by using the force of a thousand suns. This practice is common for people who have very busy days.
Guy: "Man, I wonder who invented speedy shits."
Another guy: "Yeah, that really saved me when I had to get to class."
A) When you get hives from being super stressed out.
B) An office full of 'busy" employess doing nothing but shitty work
C) Little itch red bumps that could be from wiping one's arse and getting it everywhere, then stressin out about that. You get Shit Hives.
A) I have no money for gas to get to work to make money, but I can't get gas unless I go to work. But I cant go to work because I have no gas money. To get money I need to go to work. I am going to break out in SHIT HIVES from this stressball!!!
B) Looks like everyone is busy, but they are just busy lookin busy! If you look busy, but do shit-all, then you work in a Shit Hive.
C) Be careful with the Toilet Paper, sometimes it rips, and you get shit on.
violence happening everywhere
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scary shit going on
"There's a whole lotta fubu shit going on man"