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When machine gun farts go too far and one shits his pants in a rhythmic and poetic barrage of farts and turds that tears open one’s butthole.
After that burrito, I had machine gun farts that evolved into a bad case of Chainsaw Shits. But you know what they say, never trust a fart... it’s just an asshole talking shit.
When a girl has a big, fat ass.
Damn, Becky can shit with that thing. Her ass is huge.
when a guy tries to be a gentleman but is actually a complete asshole.
He was a little gentle shit last night, never texting him back again.
Unironic non-fetish art of your favorite male character crossdressing.
“I just drew some art of Ichigo Kurosaki wearing a cute-ass 2000s outfit I saw on Pinterest. Damn, that’s some well done shit.”
When you fill a toilet to the brim with fecal matter and then take your partner, flip them upside down, and while holding them, dunk their head in and continue to mix the fecal matter in with the toilet water until it turns into the color and constancy of a Louisiana swamp. Then, attempt to flush as much water as possibly with your partner's head still in the toilet. Play CCR for more immersion during the act.
"Dude, I totally just surprised my girl last night with the Louisiana Shit Buster"
shit punch: Losing a piece of one's mind, and literally shitting in your hand to punch someone in the face with said shit.
Larry shit punched his wife for nagging him incessantly about something she could have done instead of nagging him for 20 years.