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A nigga who’s a huge piece of shit. These mfs are not to be associated with.
I could never be a piece of shit ass nigga!
The sudden onslaught of nervous diarrhea brought on right before a cross fit workout.
The thought of doing such an intense workout made him so nervous that he spent 30 minutes in the bathroom with Cross Shits.
A liquid shit that after shitting feels like a spent rocket
Just had a ring burner shit in the Taco Bell bathroom
Taking a shit is when you physically take your shit out a toilet and put it in a blender with some berries and vanilla extract (optional). Turn the blender on until it has all thoroughly mixed. Once thoroughly mixed, boil on an open flame for 10 minutes. Finally, put it in a glass and drink till your hearts content.
Damn, this drink tastes so good! I just love taking a shit
Literally, slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway.
Why the fuck is my computer slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway!?
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where your stomach just hurts for 15 minutes and suddenly you have to shit so badly
and when you go to shit it stings so badly
that you have to hold it back
but your stomach hurts
so you have to make the choice if you want to stay with the ever growing stomach pains
or the asshole burns
A: Sorry I can't come into work today, I have the thunder shits.
B: What the fuck is a thunder shit