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Set your clock back

To knock someone the hell out

I'm getting ready to set your clock back bro

by T1430 July 21, 2017


YOUR WORRYING

The automatic come back to anybody asking any question any time of day.. this can be fallowed by the appropriate sentence, WHY ARE YOU WORRYING, and also, "Its so cute when you worry" which is said at a baby like cute like voice. and the first 2 are said at a lower level of a question of cuteness

What the hell are you doing?
YOUR WORRYING
seriously what are you doing?
Why are you worrying?
shut up
Ahhhh..its so cute when you worry!

by KrazyPyro771 April 26, 2007


slapping your john

Slapping ones john is a term dirived from lower Manhattan. The art of nonchalantly and gently kissing a strangers penis or if you prefer. His shiny helmet.

Hey bro, do you mind me slapping your john?

by Condalisa_rice June 20, 2018


Got FBI files on your phone?

When you’re gonna check ya girl’s phone and she either snatches it or begs to get it back, this is what to say.

Her: Please give me back my phone!
Him: Got FBI files on your phone?

by Veggies/ Dirt March 25, 2019


How to Find Best Web to Print Software for Your Printing Business?

People who have a printing business are looking forward to getting the best web to print software for a long time. Although there aren’t many software in this field, it is still difficult to choose any of them. Here we will be looking at the best web-to-print software which is trusted by the companies and comparing them on different aspects to know which one should be better. It should be noted that the software choices depend on the business owner and the type of prints they require.

About Web-to-Print Software
Before looking at the best software, it is necessary to know about the web-to-print software too. This is a digital way through which business owners can process their printing orders online. Till now, this method is known to be the best way to perform online printing. The best part about using this method is that the customers can choose the design by themselves, or if they are unable to decide it, there are a few templates present in the software too. Most the business owners have started to design their storefronts through the same, and it is more convenient than the previous methods.

How to Find Best Web to Print Software for Your Printing Business?

by WTPBiz February 20, 2023


Mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer

This is a sex act in which a male performs cunnilingus on a girl who has not shaved in a while, meanwhile, one or more people play with his balls.

John: Hey Brady, how’d you like to go to an orgy this weekend?
Brady: No way bro!
John: Are you sure? Haven’t you ever wanted to try mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer?
Brady: Hmmm, this weekend you say?

by Kuul June 21, 2020


your southern is showing

A comment made to a person when they say something that reflects their upbringing in a Southern US State. Can be positive or negative.

Positive:

Regarding a person committing crimes :
Person 1: That guy needs killing.
Person 2: Your southern is showing.

Negative:
Regarding a person's ethnicity -- can be any negative word denoting skin color or culture or behavior:
Person 1: That "Nword" needs his ass kicked.
Person 2: Dude, rein it in, your southern is showing, and it is not cool!

by Atanastukate November 11, 2015