Let the rock tell you in chinese

The rock will tell you in chinese, in fact john cena will too but i think the rock says it better

the rock - "LET THE ROCK TELL YOU IN CHINESE"
commentators - "CHINESE??"
the rock - "CHING CHONG BING BONG HIT STOE COL AIYYY"

let me tell you something

let me tell you something octogon vreedle, a mans food is his castle

let me tell you something manny armstrong, you want a piece of rath? you got a piece! but you just bit off a piece bigger than your stomach can chew

let me tell you something forever knights: nobody's ripping open nothin except rath!

*pew pew*
well thats your first mistake, when you shoot rath you just make rath mad!

You okies?

You okies is a cute way of asking how a person is.

Person 1: "Hey girl! You okies?"

Lie until you can't lie anymore

Yeah, you would know a lot about that wouldn't you Meg?

Hym "That's like your catchphrase though, isn't? 'Lie until you can't lie anymore' Right? I'll get you though... I wil get... Your lil ass... Mm... Yep... Yepyepyep...."

I love you more than football

This is the moment where yk that he is in love with u

Bf: I love you more than football

Hold While You Think

When a female grasps the apple-sack while deciding whether or not to continue felatio.

Girl: I'm sure if I should put my lips there.
Guy: Hold while you think, bitch.

your dad didn't leave you

unrealistic

your dad didn't leave you
what???????????????????//