Do you get to the Cloud District very often?

Oh what am I saying? Of course you don’t

Nazeem: Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh what am I saying, of course you don’t

you are ded

not big surprise

"Fuck of heavy, you are ded."

"No u, POW"

"You are ded."

It kills you

A sick emocore/metalcore band from Oklahoma City, they want to make the warped tour someday.
The vocalist puts others to shame with his scream
The guitarist knows exactly when to palm mute
The drummer is just epic
Overall just an epic band!

Guy 1: Omg did you see the new Sleeping With Sirens album?
Guy 2: Nah I wasn't listening to any poser shite, I was listening to unseen by It Kills you
Guy 1: Who asked? Kellin is soo cute!!!

Guy 1 was found dead later that day...

You just got kenned

A better saying for getting punked

You just got kenned.

love you up

Phrase used to describe a desire to fornication with a younger adult of the same gender, simply to try to convince them they need to read a self help book.

I'm not trying to belittle you. I'm trying to love you up.

Thank you, very cool

When used with a screenname, a good way to point out a probable troll. Especially useful in a long comment war, when you can see that people are taking things way more seriously than they were probably intended.

Thank you, Cirke, very cool

Thank you, MasterBaiter, very cool

Thank you, NotAFed, very cool

Thank you, very cool, YoMamma

You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven

Describing a situation in which although you have a great opportunity to do something awful, it does not mean you should do it.

Person 1: "Yeah so hes just standing near the edge, why wouldn't we push him?"

Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"