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Masturbating underwater. Usually referring to underwater female-masturbation, but not exclusive to females.
Jane spent so long krinkling her crumpet in the bath her cunt was pruney.
Don't krinkle your crumpets in the bath! I have to take showers in that tub!!!
Fuck you grundle area up with a 3 ft money huge dildo and 7 BBCS
I’m going to rumble your grundle
An expression from an Indiana man that is likely not a good fighter pilot.
The sac wanted Jason to come to the firepit but he was watching Top Gun and yelled out, “hold onto your panties!”
I Like Your Boots
Sit at Primanti Brothers and yell to everyone "I Like Your Boots"
Even if they don't have boots on YELL IT NOW BITCH
YOU=Funny if say I Like Your Boots
I Like Your Boots, bitch.
When you are playing a sport where you wear cleats such as soccer or football and somebody steps on your dick.
Person 1: Did Conner just cleat your meat?
Person 2: Yes, I looked at my dick and it was bleeding, I think it's scarred!
Person 1: That's it I'm gonna kick his ass.
wake your significant other up right fucking now. disturb their sleep. it’s your day to annoy the shit out of them for no reason. it takes place on every 3rd friday of june
“oh why are you up so early?”
“it’s national wake your s.o. up day, so i’m about to throw some water at this bitch”
Worse than your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your granny tranny, and your grandpap a trap.
Hey jim, are your ancestors are molesters?
*jim explodes into oblivion and burns in hell for eternity*