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verb; to squeeze a wad of toilet paper between one's own butt cheeks in order to pull up one's pants and postpone wiping in an emergency
The fire alarm went off when I was in the middle of taking a dump, so I decided to just hug-wipe and get the hell out of there.
An embrace whose duration triggers an awkward sense of self-awareness
That was the most awkward time hug I have experienced.
To hug someone out of the blue and pinch the from behind!
Dude 1: I’m gonna be hugging pinch our math teacher!
Dude 2: GOOD LUCK FAILING!
On October 28 you hug your tallest friends because tall people are cooler then everyone else
Tall friend: why did you hug me?
Short friend: it’s October 28 hug your tallest friend day
When you kiss/hug your girlfriend/aunty and commit treason (by stabbing)
Gods, I hope Carl won’t subvert expectations by greeting me with a Jon Snow Hug
It's a politer way to tell someone that you just want to fuck them
I just want to hug you
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A restricting hug that does not allow the other individual to get to class and is released as soon as tardiness is absolute.
"Dude, why were you late to class?"
"These guys came up and Tardy Hugged me. Did I get marked late?"
"Yep, Mr. Franklin marked you tardy."
"No!!"