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A SEN school located in Hambledon whit a capacity of around 150 students and runs from year 3 through sixth form. St Dominic’s sets minimal homework and has an early finish on Fridays.
Some of the classes are a mess with very little work being completed and it’s not unheard of for some lessons to not have a teacher especially when subs are involved.
St Dominic’s school is the best school in Surrey.
A school with constant technical issues
The internet and printers never work at St Dominic’s school
Welcome to the worst school you will ever hear about. A school where the class of 2020 has the most fakes in the entire world (especially in one home room where one girl had her nudes seen by every 8th grader last year). Oh and don’t forget a shit faculty. Horrible teachers. Classes that you won’t ever use in your life time. Teachers has shit grading skills. Unfair dress code. And a p.e. Teacher who gives you pedophile vibes
Someone: “what school do you go to”
Someone: “st mark the evangelist”
that one girl: “I go to that school and everyone has seen my nudes!”
Common phrase referring to the whereabouts of eshays growing up in New Zealand. A St Peters student is often associated with a rejection at the hands of Sacred Heart College, and will subsequently fall into a downward spiral of sidebags and cones. Pretty scary stuff, right?
Just had some St Peters eshays try to step me out at maccas lmao
St. Cloud High School is a high school in St. Cloud, Florida that a really cool person named Leila goes to.
Person: Is the football game at St. Cloud High School tonight?
Other person: Yes. And did you know Leila goes there?
A chilled pint glass, filled halfway with ice and filled to the pint mark with vodka
I just enjoyed a great St. Petersburg Pint
Developed by the great M. Von St. Aubin, Von-St. Aubinomics (Now knows as the VSA5) are a set of 5 Postulates that can explain any news story. They can also provide a foundation for understanding events in your personal life, well… his personal life anyway. The first three deal directly with understanding news, the final two speak to personal life, and they only apply to M. Von St. Aubin himself.
When asked why he included Postulate 4 and 5 if they only apply to him, M. Von St. Aubin replied simply: “cuz I want the gub-ment to know that I know.”
The VSA5 in their entirety:
Postulate 1: The Government is not to be trusted, thus ALL government data are lies.
Postulate 2: The laws of Supply and Demand are hogwash; they are two completely unrelated phenomenon.
Postulate 3: All big business (e.g. Banks, Oil, especially Google) are coconspirators of the government and by extension of Postulate 1, cannot be trusted, and all big business data are also lies.
Postulate 4: My personal information is MINE, and you can’t have it. This holds true even if providing my personal information will have some benefit me financially or to my health.
Postulate 5: Entitlement is the most important right. I should get everything for free.
Dude 1: WTF was that guy talking about?
Dude 2: some crazy shit called Von-St. Aubinomics!