Half-Baked Potato

When you're sportin' a blunt and having sex at the same time, delicately place an uncooked potato up the poop shoot of the broad being ravishly fucked. Upon reaching sexual climax, engage in in a swift punch to the gooch, which will in turn force the potato out of the anus in order to be placed into the oven for 30 minutes or until golden brown.

I was hungry and in the mood for a fucking so i grabbed this dumb cunt and gave her a half-baked potato.

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possum on the half shell

Southern slang for an armadillo.

Q) Why did God create armadillo's?

A) So rednecks could have possum on the half shell.

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Half Moon Bay

This lovable city lies nestled on the california coastide

between ocean and mountains in the San Mateo County
known for easy-going people and a relaxed atmosphere.
The coastide boasts a history of pumpkins, christmas trees, and has plenty of artichoke, brussel sprouts and blackberries.
There is a large population of latins here (csl:coastside locos sureno gang) here and they are the ones on top here. Norteno gangs are lazy here and unactive to putting in work.

Southside is in Half Moon Bay.

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half blood prince

A semi-boner; a penis that is engulfed with half of the blood required for a complete erection.

I got this awkward half blood prince during math class today, but luckily it subsided when I concentrated really hard on David the Gnome.

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half a brain

When you look at say a picture of someone and the picture tells a story about the person or not

So which football player on these football cards has a full brain or half a brain

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half blow job

when someone gives you a blow job but instead of the entire penis going into thier partners mouth its done from the side...sort of like licking an envelope.

The only thing Mike can get is a half blow job becuase hes girlfriend doesnt like the entire thing in her mouth.

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HALF PAST FUCK

HALF PAST FUCK is a colourful and expletive measurement of time or hour, most commonly indicating that the time in question is inconvenient or unreasonable to the party making use of the term.

"I had to get up for work at half past fuck this morning to make it to the new job site by 6.30am"

"I really can't be bothered going out tonight boys....I have a massive day on tomorrow and if I go out clubbing I will wind up drinking way too much and I won't get home until half past fuck either...too hard..."

"I got a call at bloody half past fuck last night from some offshore call centre."

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