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The act of ejaculating over a picture of a celebrity, someone you know or a stranger to show your appreciation for the person or to degrade them.
Tommy Marks fancied Sarah Smith so much he cum tributed her pretty face once a week minimum.
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Pronounced /koอom,kษm หbษtn
Another word for the prostate. The prostate can be massaged for sexual stimulation and can cause longer and harder orgasms. The button part comes from its circular shape and the fact that it can be "pressed" like a button. Often can be pressed to make a person cum/orgasm when they're sexually aroused enough already.
Jenny: I was with this guy last night and he just wouldn't cum; it was getting me angry.
Tiffany: So what'd you do?
Jenny: I pressed his cum button. You should've seen his face when I stuck it up his ass!
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1. A poet of the early twentieth century who frequently used unconventional capitalization, spelling, and grammar within his poems.
2. Justification for any poem perpetrated by any emo kid.
1. We have to read two poems by e.e. cummings for class tomorrow.
2. aw man, e.e. cummings did it, why can't i? you're just the man trying to keep me down;;;;
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Term for a woman! Used in reference to wife,girlfriend.
We don't have anything in common she's just my cum recepticle.
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A woman whom greedily and habitually gargles sperm in her mouth and
frequently the outcome will result in her swallowing the sperm.
I am never leaving this girl, she's the best cum guzzler on the planet!
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When your so horny, the amount of cum in your balls excedes the boundaries of your scrotum and leaks to your brain ultimately "clouding" your judgement when it comes to all women and having sex with them. Cum clouds result in standards dropping 6 to 7 points for the thickest of clouds.
The only cure is to cum. Once you release the cum from your body. Your mind will be functioning correctly and you will realize you just had sex with the obscenely disgusting women laying next to you and you will ask your self WTF did I just do!
Bro #1: Dude I havent jacked off in days i could totally bang that chick next to you!
Bro #2: Dude that chick your talking about is 3 day old corpse.
Bro #1: So?
Bro #2: Dude we need to you to the nearest whore house you are suffering from the worlds biggest cum cloud... some would call this the perfect storm!
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A messed up, screwed up, or unexplainable problem or situation.
Your girlfriends breath is cummed up. Yo man that toilet is cummed up. The mechanic said my car is really cummed up.
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