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A rating scale in which a female receives up to 3 points for the area from feet to hips, up to 3 points for hips to shoulder, up to 3 points for shoulder to head, and 1 point for your own personal preference.
Cody's mom gets a 9 on the female 1-10 scale, she'd get a 10 if her eyes were closer together
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when you recommend something so much you wanna rate it more than the limit.
or when you liked something so much you would watch it more likely than the limit.
that book is great 11/10 would recommend.
that movie was awesome, 11/10 would watch again.
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It's 21.
Bob the sigma
"What's 9 plus 10?"
Jerald The Beta
"It's 19"
Bob the sigma
"Inferior being, it is 21 you fucking pineapple faced retard"
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1-10 Means a girl attractive level 1 being butt ugly 10 being godly gorgeous
MAN WHAT DO YOU THINK LUCY IN ATTRACTIVE LEVEL IS 1-10 attractive scale? I'll give her a 7 because she's not that smart.
10. If you find yourself alone in a house, hospital, city, or underground complex, you're going to die.
9. If you can't find your teammates, they're dead.
8. No violence, no fun.
7. If you have a gun, there is something that wants to get shot.
6. If that something isn't human, it only makes the situation more enjoyable.
5. There are no ugly girls, especially if you're playing as one.
4. It isn't dead if it's still in one piece.
3. The thing you want to find is always on the other side of the map.
2. It takes more skill and talent to play a plastic guitar than a wooden one.
1. Despite how good you are, there is always someone better.
The 10 Laws of Video Games need no example. Play a video game, and you'll see...
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A phrase commonly used by horny teenage boys who spend a majority of their free time paying Minecraft on a variety of servers. It is often used after completely demolishing another team or player. It can also be said to rub the players unlikley victory into the opponents face. People who use this phrase usually have no life.
Here is what the individual phrases mean.
gg - Good Game.
10 - You won the fight with all or at least a majority of your health intact.
e z - Easy. This is spaced out because some servers will not allow phrases like ez or get good in their chat. Putting a space between the e and z prevents the chat moderation client from detecting it.
Loser - gg
Winner - gg 10 e z
Player 1 - Oof, you just got gg 10 e z ed by that noob.
Player 2 - Yeah, I know retard.
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A set of guidelines that applies to those who which to be found within the Goldilocks Zone of Acceptable Asshold'em.
1. Consider whether or not your assholish response is inflicted on someone that deserves it.
2. Treat customer service people well, but not TOO well.
3. Do not be an asshole to your significant other.
4. Be clear to people that you are to spend a prolonged amount of time with that you are an asshole.
5. If around men, pretend that your asshole comment is just a joke. If around women, reserve all assholish behaviors to an absent mutual acquaintance.
6. When applying an assholish generalization of a specific group (see rule #5 for an example), be sure to create plausible deniability by saying “not all” followed by the targets of ridicule.
7. Select certain opinions of your opponent as amusing, but not worthy of an actual response.
8. Be interchangeably and inconsistently nice to people you are often an asshole too.
9. Don’t be an asshole to someone you see as beneath you in the social hierarchy, such as the homeless, children or developmentally challenged.
10. Do not be afraid to break rules #1-9 every now and again.
"It's great to be an asshole, but you don’t want to be a total asshole. There's a balance that must be struck. Assholes who are total assholes suffer too much backlash for their nature and are generally considered insufferable by all. Thus, you must learn to follow proper asshole decorum and fall under the Goldilocks Zone of Acceptable Asshold'em. You have accomplished this when people say things about you like 'he's funny, but he's an asshole', or 'I like Dave, but he's kind of an asshole.' That's the Goldilocks zone. You want people to compliment you, or express fondness for you, but then immediately feel the need to point out that you’re an asshole. So here are 10 rules to be a proper asshole with impeccable asshole decorum."
-- TJ "The Amazing Atheist" Kirk, "10 Rules Of Asshole Decorum"
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