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The way retards pronounce the name for the GP-5 gas mask (its supposed to be pronounced Jee Pee five). People who dont have know English as a first language, which are the only people who do this that aren't subhuman, may also pronounce it this way.
Only a western spy could do such a thing. Real slavs pronounce it right.
A retard: "Hey guys, I bought a 'Ghee Pee 5.'"
Me: "Its pronounced 'Jee pee five'. Get out of here S.T.A.L.K.E.R."
When women say 5 minutes but it is often longer it is a woman's 5 minutes.
Can also be used to refer to any amount of time that is likely to be much longer than stated up front.
Similar to male 6 inches.
Mary said that she would be ready in 5. Of course that is a woman's 5 minutes so we have time to watch the last quarter of the game.
The 5 second rule is used to suggest that food that has fallen on the ground/floor is still fine to eat, as long as it has only been there 5 seconds or less.
Commonly the rule is simply extended to however many seconds is necessary to declare the food still edible (ex: 20-second rule).
"Aww crap, I dropped my hot dog on the ground." "It's alright: 5 second rule."
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Anyone who doesn't get the idea that the person they want, want's nothing to do with them. The name of the game here is denial, and it can lead a person down a slippery slope of unhappiness or embarrassment in the end. First signs of a stage 5 clinger would be a girl who is down to suck your dick within 1 hour of seeing you, and then ends up being obsessed with you despite any heroic actions on the part of the man.
Jerry Jabilo - Looks at girl with sexual intent, "Hey girl.."
Nicole Thompson - "Why hello there good sir," elequently
spoke Nicole.
Jerry Jabilo - "Shall we run off into my room and F-U-C-K?"
Nicole Thompson - "I'll do you one better ;)"
Jerry Jabilo - "What do you have in mind?"
Nicole Thompson - Nicole pulls a small box out of her purse, "Here is the finest cut diamond in the world...now ask me to marry you!"
Jerry Jabilo - "Holy fuck I gotta get outta here, we've got a stage 5 clinger on our hands"
Nicole Thompson - "NOOOOO! PLEASE, come back! I thought we had something special."
Nicole Thompson - "Oh well, he still loves me..."
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When you have a burst of "skill" every 5 minutes.
That soccer move was part of my skill 5 minute!
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The origins of the $5 dollar challenge is stonersunited.com. The challenge involves finding the largest shampoo bottle one owns, and inserting it into their anus for a prize.
Hey? Did you hear? Rainy won the $5 dollar challenge!
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