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jizz n jet

To ejaculate on a female companion and leaving afterwards

went to Becky's house only to jizz n jet

by calvin gerbil August 15, 2017


jizzed

past tense of cum

yo i just jizzed in this bitch

by penis_LiCkEr6942000 May 29, 2022


Jizzed-up snack fiddler

(n.) A slang term

Jizzed-up snack fiddler is a term used.

by The RBW April 27, 2024


jizz line

This was a technique used by the German/Nazi army in WWI. In order to create a larger, stronger army for a future World War that the Germans had already known would happen, they would line many healthy and strong men in a line and order them to masterbate in an orderly fashion. Each man would have a partner placed across from him with a bucket in between the two of them. The two would take turns, and be forced to provide seman 16 times per pair. If the pair does not meet the requirement, they were severely punished. Most of these lines would take place in small warehouses with roughly 480 men, 240 pairs. After the collection of seman, the officers would ship it to fertilization facilities where a similar practice would happen with women but instead of producing, they are using the produced seman from their male peers.

This practice is often used today at college parties.

Jizz lines were an awful, inhumane, and oddly kinky practice used by the Germans many decades ago.

by benji07 August 3, 2022


The Jizz Chair

That one chair at the back of the class that's covered in white liquid (probably jizz)

Hey man, go sit on the jizz chair

by TheShittingAnimal5000 December 9, 2022


knowledge jizz

When a man attempts to force his subjective opinion all over your face and down your throat. Said opinion is most often unsubstantiated, uninvited, unoriginal or downright incorrect. Closely related to the global phenomenon of mansplaining and tied to the interpersonal manifestations of sexism.

Gross, that film critic just knowledge jizzed all over me for twenty minutes and didn't even ask what I thought of the film.

by LCarrollHarris January 6, 2016


Jizz Bend

Like Blood Bending from Avatar the Last Air Bender, but one would cause an ejaculation through the stimulation of semen and surrounding tissue.

I wish I could Jizz Bend, then I could masturbate all night.

by Korra April 13, 2013